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Old 07-28-2006, 03:56 PM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


French Fries Enchilada Style with Lots of Cheese
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Old 07-28-2006, 05:43 PM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


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Who started the fire?
Who's food is it?
Which came first the question or the food?

The fire was started by the Healthy Heart Crew in attempt to find out what you taste like burnt.

The food belong to the revolutionary group that is trying to free the world from the grip of The Dieters.

The food has always been from the dawn of time. The question has only recently arisen due to forseen circumstances that have been fortold in Atkins secret diary.
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Old 07-28-2006, 07:20 PM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


The Atkins Diet Code... Starring Ron Howard's Brother, and Anne Hasche as the clueless dietitian who's lineage is of the Crocker family who'd thought to have been lost with Betty.

Strangly Howard's character also a descendant of Sara Lee, whom nobody doesn't like.

The finale comes when the 2 merge forming a perfect world, ushering in the innovation of carbless protien milkshakes that taste like ass steak bread pudding with minty pickle sour sauce.

Serve that to the fire, Neutron scum.

(Oh, and for the record, PET scanners show metabolic activity primarily, I want to see more info on the study of which you speak.)
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Old 07-28-2006, 09:18 PM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


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The fire was started by the Healthy Heart Crew in attempt to find out what you taste like burnt.

The food belong to the revolutionary group that is trying to free the world from the grip of The Dieters.

The food has always been from the dawn of time. The question has only recently arisen due to forseen circumstances that have been fortold in Atkins secret diary.
Excellent! Now if I could just answer the original question:

Perhaps a Cavity Creep
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Old 07-29-2006, 12:05 AM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


A lightly toasted salt bagel with a schmear of cream cheese, a generous portion of lox, diced onions, and capers. Oh... and about a dozen of NYC's bravest, with EMS standing by.
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Old 07-29-2006, 01:09 AM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


Yes doctor..... this is absolute proof that drugs are rampant amongst musicians. I think we need to revive those 80's PSA's...... it "worked" when Ronnie and Nancy came up with the "just say no" campaign. Then we hired all those musicians and.....
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Old 07-29-2006, 01:18 AM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


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Satay chicken
Satay it is I didn't know they got satay in australia too
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:54 PM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


2 king crabs legs with a dash of lemon and basil over a tossed caesar salad dipped in nacho cheese sauce and smoked to perfection in the engine bay of a 1989 Geo Metro with a hint of chicago style deep dish and a sprig of parsley
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:56 PM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


I would have to say a cheese sandwich, that way even if it gets burnt up, then it's just a grilled cheese sandwich and still mighty tasty.
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Old 07-31-2006, 10:12 PM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


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Does the IceCream, Scream back, as it is dying?
If golfballs shave, it does. If they don't, then it depends on how many small pancakes it takes to cover a medium sized dog house.

Is water a food?

This is bizarre!
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:21 AM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


Wow,
do you need to take acid or something in order to understand this?!??!?!?!

~ Katrina
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Old 08-03-2006, 04:30 AM
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Re: : If you could have one piece of food pull you out of a fire, what would it be?


A cow because it'd have the strength to pull me out and then I'd knock the MF'er out so I could eat it with a baked potato.
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Old 08-03-2006, 04:37 AM
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Wow,
do you need to take acid or something in order to understand this?!??!?!?!

~ Katrina
You don't HAVE to, but it helps...
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:25 PM
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You don't HAVE to, but it helps...
Like The Matrix!
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