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Old 03-07-2007, 05:01 AM
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101 Jobs to make you appreciate your own more


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Old 03-07-2007, 05:36 AM
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:53 AM
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51-Mime: No one likes mimes. You will be loathed, perhaps even hunted.

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Old 03-07-2007, 09:55 AM
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What? No "Fluffer, all-anal porn"?
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Old 03-07-2007, 03:11 PM
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Somehow I find it great to be unemployed .

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Old 03-07-2007, 03:29 PM
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Barnyard Masturbator!
That would be a horrible job...
W*nking cows and horses for a living. How do you explain that to the in-laws?
"Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, and he gives tug-jobs to goats for a living."
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Old 03-10-2007, 04:27 PM
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Barnyard Masturbator!
That would be a horrible job...
W*nking cows and horses for a living. How do you explain that to the in-laws?
"Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, and he gives tug-jobs to goats for a living."
If you can do that to a cow....... that's news to me! Are you aware a cow is a female? Cows have an udder, bulls have balls! Never been on a farm I take it?
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Old 03-10-2007, 04:37 PM
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If you can do that to a cow....... that's news to me! Are you aware a cow is a female? Cows have an udder, bulls have balls! Never been on a farm I take it?
Are you just following me around trying to start arguements now?
I'm sorry I made fun of someone (who isn't even a member of this forum)

While, yes, you can call mature female bovines "cows" generally where I come from they're called heifers. "Cow" can also be a generic term for bovine whether male or female.

I have been to a farm before. I'm from a long line of farmers.
However, I've never had the "honor" of shaking hands (eww!) with the barnyard masturbator. My guess is that my grandpa and uncle just let it happen the old fashion way.
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Are you just following me around trying to start arguements now?
I'm sorry I made fun of someone (who isn't even a member of this forum)

While, yes, you can call mature female bovines "cows" generally where I come from they're called heifers. "Cow" can also be a generic term for bovine whether male or female.

I have been to a farm before. I'm from a long line of farmers.
However, I've never had the "honor" of shaking hands (eww!) with the barnyard masturbator. My guess is that my grandpa and uncle just let it happen the old fashion way.
Follow you???? Come on..... now don't flatter yourself. I Still think you're a little mixed up...... cow isn't "generic" for bull. Cattle would be the term. Just trying to get the facts straight.

No one actually "masturbates" bulls or horses. Must have been a child on your grandpa's farm. Besides, I wouldn't want one of your children to walk up to grandpa's prized bull and try to mike the "cow" would you?

No need to keep apologizing unless you feel the "need"......

Peace......
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Old 03-10-2007, 05:29 PM
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http://209.161.33.50/dictionary/cow
read number two.

I didn't really think that you were following me around, that was a tongue-in-cheek exclamation. Maybe we need a "tongue-in-cheek" smiley. Then again, people might get the wrong idea with a smiley like that...
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Old 03-10-2007, 04:20 PM
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Reminds me of that show on Discovery Channel "Dirty Jobs".
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