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Old 09-18-2007, 11:49 PM
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3 Things............


Saw this on another forum I used to surf.

What 3 things could you buy at Walmart that would get you at the least goofy looks from the cashier, and perhaps an escort by security on the way out to a waiting police car. hehe

Example:
1. Duct tape
2. Large trash bags
3. Shovel

Ok, your turn.
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Old 09-18-2007, 11:57 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


Little girls panties
A bag of Candy
Condoms

End of contest
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Old 09-19-2007, 02:17 AM
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Re: 3 Things............




i'll raise you... 1 box of condoms, little girl's panties and a padlocked crate..
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:43 AM
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Re: 3 Things............


Oh sweet Jesus...
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:42 AM
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Re: 3 Things............


1. Hand cream
2. Box of tissues
3. WWE Wrestling DVD
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:48 AM
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Re: 3 Things............


I loggged in especially for this....


KY Jelly
Wet Wipes
Frozen Chicken
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Old 09-19-2007, 06:41 AM
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Re: 3 Things............


1. A dress
2. Red Lipstick
3. Box of Ammo
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:08 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


A clown suit
2 other things
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:26 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


Quote:
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1. Hand cream
2. Box of tissues
3. WWE Wrestling DVD
lol...
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:37 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


A Rifle
Map of Celebrities homes
A Dr Pepper.
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:50 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


Or next time you're down at your local guitar shop...

1. Cannibel Corpse tab book
2. Demonizer distortion pedal
3. Hello Kitty Stratocaster
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:00 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


Especially if you look like this guy:



"Bow to the demons of our mastooorrrr... on my pink stratocastoorrrrr..."

In fact, if someone can photoshop one on this guy that'd be great
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Old 09-19-2007, 02:21 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


I just had V8 come out of my nose reading this thread!

ROTFLMAO!
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:22 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


Cucumber, KY Jelly, Rectal condoms!!!
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:24 PM
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Re: 3 Things............


Chainsaw, Hockey mask, 'Stain Devil' stain remover....
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