anyone else laugh when they read these things?

[MF_Kitten]

whenever i read threads where people need help fixing or mounting the nut on a guitar/several guitars, i tend to snicker and giggle whenever people write something like 创You need to use sandpaper when removing your nuts创...

am i the only one? :P i feel a little british when i laugh at these things...

also, 创Next, you need to tighten the clamps on your nuts创

these aren磘 direct quotes, i磎 quoting out of memory... that last one made me giggle out loud too :P

[OLIE_ROCKS_THE_80'S]

You are not the only one believe me!!! If I recall correctly there was a thread titled "Help my nuts are rusting"

[MF_Kitten]

hahaha :P that磗 a good one... also, 创need help, how to shim my nuts?创

[crevis]

'HELP my bar is loose, how to make it stiff again??'

[AmazinAzian12]

hey! thats not funny

[luvuvibanez]

Originally Posted by AmazinAzian12

hey! thats not funny

[TongueShredder]

Guitars have alot of similarities with the human anatomy

[Reaper]

There are a ridiculous amount of double entendres stemming from discussion of guitars... g-strings, nuts, action- just to name a few off the top of my head.

[sick-boy]

I only have one question:
If I try to bend my G-string, will my nut slip?
I've heard it's a possibility...

[crevis]

Originally Posted by sick-boy

I only have one question:
If I try to bend my G-string, will my nut slip?
I've heard it's a possibility...

I think that will happen if you pull off too hard also.

[MF_Kitten]

Originally Posted by sick-boy

I only have one question:
If I try to bend my G-string, will my nut slip?
I've heard it's a possibility...

hahahaha! i now have some disturbing albeit funny images whirling around in my head :P

创OMG i broke my neck yesterday, will it glue? 创

[Dee]

"Help, my G string is too low!"

"Sounds like the rod needs a little relief"...

[crevis]

'I was at a gig in front of 100 people and my G string snapped'

It's not funny anymore.

[MF_Kitten]

will it be funny if you tighten the nut clamps?

[S-man]

Dating my Ibanez.

A nice movie, dinner....