Arrest yourself

[phantoms]

Done something wrong, then go arrest yourself.

[jaxadam]

thanks, but no thanks.

[Distantshore]

This part cracked me up:

" I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself."

Wonder if I could play good cop,bad cop with myself too?

[JoeJoe]

Hahahaha, cool find

I'd really love to see someone actually taking this seriously

[katrina]

That's..insane.
I wonder if it's real?

Just.. err.. kidding??

hahha

~ Katrina

[TAorama]

1. It's nice to see a police department that allows itself to publicly show a sense of humor (many chiefs are too uptight to do so).

2. Yes, there are people who are stupid enough to actually fill the thing out. I'm sure that's usually predicated by a frat party and several empty kegs.

[Tubarão Guitars]

L O L ! ! !

[bammbamm]

So do we get handcuffs?

[katrina]

Hmmmm... If we get handcuffs, AND a cell.. I'm all for it.

~ Katrina

[Patrick Deno]

But the questions you're all thinking and too afraid to ask are these:

Can I frisk myself and/or sexually harrass/assault myself? Can I call myself "Bubba" in my cell? Can I be my own prison biatch? Kinda hard to tattoo hooters on my own back but I guess nothing worth doing is easy ... but since I can't see them is it worth it?

Nah, forget it. Sounds like too much work.

"Welcome to slavery!" - Salma Hayek : "No, thanks. I've already been married. *BLAM!!*" - George Clooney

"Watch your *SLAM!!* head getting into the car, sir." - Every angry beat cop at one time or another

"Can't we all just get along?!" - Rodney King



LJ