Bad theory joke

**elcid** · #1 07-22-2005, 03:13 PM

Here's a bad joke to get everyones weekend started

Three notes walk into a bar:

a C, an E-flat and a G.

The bartender says he doesn't serve minors.

So the E-flat leaves and the C and G have a fifth between them...

666boy666 · #2 07-22-2005, 03:20 PM

my wife told me that joke last night. you want to take her off my hands for me?

bonehead189 · #3 07-22-2005, 03:21 PM

HAHAHAHA! Very funny man! That's definately a great way to start off the weekend.

nickcoumbe · #4 07-22-2005, 03:27 PM

I wish I got that one.

Drew · #5 07-22-2005, 03:48 PM

*starts to explain joke*

*realizes any explanation would render the joke hopelessly un-funny*

*stops*

myself, I'm partial to the one about using the circle of 5ths as a compositional tool - whiskey, rum, gin, tequilla, and vodka.

Algiman · #6 07-22-2005, 04:17 PM

Elcid and Drew, you should both be ashamed of yourselves!

**elcid** · #7 07-22-2005, 07:31 PM

What can I say, I couldn't help myself

Drew · #8 07-22-2005, 07:56 PM

What can I say, I'm a lush.

timi_h · #9 07-22-2005, 08:10 PM

hahahaha i like it! can i hijack and ask this to be a musical joke thread?
why didnt coldplay cross the road?
cos they only wanted to get to the middle

**elcid** · #10 07-22-2005, 08:14 PM

I think my favorite musical/musician joke it

Q: What's the difference between Harriet Tubman and Scott Weiland?

A: Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.

red5 · #11 07-22-2005, 09:31 PM

Haha!!!

The Euphor · #12 07-23-2005, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elcid

Here's a bad joke to get everyones weekend started

Three notes walk into a bar:

a C, an E-flat and a G.

The bartender says he doesn't serve minors.

So the E-flat leaves and the C and G have a fifth between them...

Stupid notes! E-flat G and C doesn't make a minor! They should teach the bartender some theory...