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#1 ·
Please excuse any typos, I'm tapping this out on my phone via Teamviewer (it's compicated to explain why I do it this way)
So I'm at this club with my girlfriend, she's trying to hook up with some guy and while I've been dancing for the past three hours, I'm just tired of it. no interesting poeople and my fiancee hates going to clubs, unless there's live music, so he's not here.
The only person I know is Melanie, and she's grinding on some 'mouth breather' on the danc floor.
So, why post here?
Curious: what would any of you do in this situation? Call for a ride home and leave her here?
by the time any of your red this I'll most likely be home taking a shower, or sleeping, or it will be sunrise, but still........what would you guys do?
I fell bad just leaving her here, but at the same time, why am I even here?
Plus: some guy grabbed my butt on the dance floor erlier and flicked his tongue at me. I almost punched him. I don't think I'm mad for this anymore.
calling Jeff, going home.
Thannks guys.
 
#3 ·
Lmao, I know the feeling. I hate clubs, always the same, desperate drunk antisocial muscle bound arseholes (usually jock types who are going to be in the closet until they have ruined the life of at least one woman) looking for either a **** or a fight and usually not too fussy if they get both from the same person. I could never dance (unless there was someone to dance on) so the only place I suffer boredom is clubs (no access to information to distract me and none of my stuff nearby).
The guys grabbing arses thing really makes me think it should be perfectly legal to have a moron hunting season, I don't believe in everyone having access to firearms or shooting wildlife for that matter, but I'd make an exception for the benifit of the gene pool and be first on the queue for that particular licence. I use a look I patented in my first profession which apparently says "I want to kill someone today, just about anyone will do" it generally keeps the genetic waste at bay. However I'm sure you didn't ask for a rant, so lets strategise:

When your friend next takes a bathroom break, don't make the mistake of joining the piss possy and going with her, instead sidle over to that charming articulate specimen of manhood that your friend is dry humping and say either of the following:

"Hey, let me get you a drink, I really appreciate what you're doing for Melanie!! Since the chlamydia infection she hasn't been going out, but you've really helped her get some confidence back, oh don't mention I said anything to her, she's still waiting on the HIV test results"

or

"Wow, you're so open minded, not like the other guys in this dive." which triggers the "oh how so?" response which should be followed by:

"Well, Melvin, ahem Melanie is still in transition, some of the other guys were really cruel to him...her, but don't her new breasts look great? And next month he's having the downstairs part fixed.. It's great that things like that don't bother you, you're such a great guy"

He'll disappear faster than a cake from a bulimic and you get to go home....

Tadaaa.
 
#7 ·
Wow, that's um......
Naa, I just called Jeff and while I waited for him, danced with her and her 'ape-man' and told her I was tired and going home.
I didn't want to sabotage her night, but I felt bad leaving her there. She seemed content in what she was doing, so.....I'll get a call later and she'll want to go into all the details about the rest of her night, I'm sure.
Really don't need to hear it, but hey, what are friends for?
If there's ever a girl, or girls that go out with us that I don't particularly like, I'll have to remember those....in fact: I know just the girl I would not feel guilty doing that to. LOL
As far as the 'grab-asses', I usually don't run into that. It just seemed there were a particularly large number of 'douches' there last night for whatever reason.
Usually we get treated with respect. Around here the bouncers don't just throw you out for something like that, they make sure you know exactly why you're getting thrown out, and send you home with a sore ass so you remember later.
I'm just glad I didn't drink, I think I might have punched him if I had been and we'd have both been thrown out and I'd have found myself in the parking lot along with the d**k head. I'm good at controlling my Italian temper, but when I've been drinking....noPe.
Thanks for the 'rant', it was entertaining this Sunday morning. I have to get dressed for Church. :) Later gators. :p
 
#4 ·
Hope you got out of there ok... No reason to hang out all night if you aren't having fun. Those places aren't my thing anyway.

In contrast, I just spent a few hours sitting on the bank at the lake with my daughter Ally. Didn't catch anything to speak of, she got a couple of bites and I caught a tiny gar... but it was a beautiful sunset watching the tiny crescent moon set, followed by a dark starlit sky and a cool breeze off the lake. :cool:
 
#5 ·
Hope you got out of there ok... No reason to hang out all night if you aren't having fun. Those places aren't my thing anyway.

In contrast, I just spent a few hours sitting on the bank at the lake with my daughter Ally. Didn't catch anything to speak of, she got a couple of bites and I caught a tiny gar... but it was a beautiful sunset watching the tiny crescent moon set, followed by a dark starlit sky and a cool breeze off the lake. :cool:
Now that sounds better, I miss getting away from everything, have to book a holiday soon. Never really see the stars here, too much light polution. I know how you feel on the fishing, could never catch anything, I think grenades were designed to assist the fishing inept like me. A friend when we were teenagers who was also useless at fishing did manage to catch a body once, think it put him off fishing as much as it did me swimming in that river.
 
#11 ·
A body? My God!
I'd be scarred for life!
Sorry you had to experience that. :(
Update: JUST got off the phone with Melanie, hadn't heard a peep from her all day....and she knows I have to get up at 6 so I'm a little peeved.......
Turns out, 'ape-man', as I referred to him before actually was an 'ape-man'.
She went home with him, (that always scares me) and she said when he took off his shirt she couldn't see any skin, ANYWHERE, he was so hairy. LOL
Anyway, I'll post more later, I think it's a slow day tomorrow at work so I should have time.
Night everyone. :)
 
#14 ·
My lack of a life is entertaining to you, GM??? :sad:
J/K
Lunch report: Egg Salad Sammich and a fruit cup with a diet Sprite.
I won't post pictures of my lunch, I think that's totally ridiculous. ;)
I'm posting here because my day today fits the title as well.
Slow day here in the office, only three patients scheduled all day since the doctor is over at the hospital doing procedures.
And those patients are just going to see the nurse for follow-ups.
So; in and out.
I'm reading Stephen King's 'The Stand'. Anyone here read that one?
It's LOOOONG, but it's keeping me interested. :)
Maybe there should be a 'book thread' on here. I'm sure lots of you guys are well read and could give some real insight, and have some good discussions about books you've read.
Or did I miss it and there already is one? :)
I guess I could just cut and paste most of this from here to my Facebook status.... not that I go on Facebook much. :roll:
 
#16 ·
Oooooohhh... The Stand! I absolutely loved that book. Got a little weird in the end... but you guys are in for a hell of a read! One of my favorite all time books and I recommend it to anyone. I'm not gonna say anymore, just that it's one of those books you can get so emotionally invested in that you can;t bear the thought if it ending. But I'm a sucker for a good book, even though I haven't read a lot since I started playing guitar again.
 
#17 ·
Wow, how did this thread get from hairy porter to Harry Potter?

On the FB thing, it kind of creeps me out. I used to use it more often, but now only maybe once or twice a year. What creeps me out is when you log in to either accept a friend request or something else you get a load of welcome back mails. Not only that, the bastard then rats you out to all your friends with little "so and so is back on FB" messages, then you get a flood of "how you doin' mate?" from people you haven't seen in years. I know there's an invisible option and I use it, but it still tells everyone I've been on.

I have a friend who logs the minutiae of his day on it, breakfast, work, dinner, TV everything. I wish he'd go back to watching porn or something, I ended up having to disconnect from his and most other people's feeds because it became a constant stream of ****e that only they cared about.

The other thing is targeted advertising, my wife has a name that's distinctively ethnic. Before we got married I was getting ads saying "find a woman from X place", no **** off please, one is more than enough. It's so intrusive, here's another example, a friend who was at the time serving in Afghanistan with the Royal Marines posted a pic of himself at the edge of some spectacular valley on patrol, let's just say this guy is follically challenged, in that photo which he had taken his helmet off the sweat added to the shine between the hairs that it was like watching sunrise through a doily. Well half his page was covered with hair transplant ads, I actually screen shotted it and mailed it to him.

The other thing is the FB addiction, I'm happy seeing friends occasionally and different friends on different occasions, but the other half is constantly on it, even when we're out her phone is constantly farting like R2D2 on acid.

Sorry, FB rant over
 
#21 ·
Wow, how did this thread get from hairy porter to Harry Potter?

On the FB thing, it kind of creeps me out. I used to use it more often, but now only maybe once or twice a year. What creeps me out is when you log in to either accept a friend request or something else you get a load of welcome back mails. Not only that, the bastard then rats you out to all your friends with little "so and so is back on FB" messages, then you get a flood of "how you doin' mate?" from people you haven't seen in years. I know there's an invisible option and I use it, but it still tells everyone I've been on.

I have a friend who logs the minutiae of his day on it, breakfast, work, dinner, TV everything. I wish he'd go back to watching porn or something, I ended up having to disconnect from his and most other people's feeds because it became a constant stream of ****e that only they cared about.

The other thing is targeted advertising, my wife has a name that's distinctively ethnic. Before we got married I was getting ads saying "find a woman from X place", no **** off please, one is more than enough. It's so intrusive, here's another example, a friend who was at the time serving in Afghanistan with the Royal Marines posted a pic of himself at the edge of some spectacular valley on patrol, let's just say this guy is follically challenged, in that photo which he had taken his helmet off the sweat added to the shine between the hairs that it was like watching sunrise through a doily. Well half his page was covered with hair transplant ads, I actually screen shotted it and mailed it to him.

The other thing is the FB addiction, I'm happy seeing friends occasionally and different friends on different occasions, but the other half is constantly on it, even when we're out her phone is constantly farting like R2D2 on acid.

Sorry, FB rant over
I have a Facebook page I check once a month, or so.
Everything is blocked. You can find me by name or email, but you can't see anything else if you go to my page.
I think it's silly how so many people insist on posting every little thing that happens every day. You actually have time to do the things you say you're doing? You're always on Facebook!
I've spent a lot of time on here, but lately it's been at work or when I can't sleep. With school, it was when I needed a break. But at least here I can learn some things while having fun. On Facebook, all I seem to 'learn' is what color nail-polish my friend just painted her toes.... not that I'm not interested, but tell me, not the billion people on Facebook. They don't care; at all.
And honestly; I don't need to know what you had for lunch, nor a picture or it. I especially don't need to know when you pooped it out..... nor a picture of that! :lol:
 
#18 ·
About the body, apart from the initial "oh ****, a fish with arms and legs", It didn't really get to me. I knew not to look too for detail, we just anchored his rod and went to a phone box, yes the days before mobile phones when people generally arrived on time for things because if they didn't their friends would assume they weren't coming. Also the days where if there was an emergency you had to find a working phone box.
 
#23 ·
Definitely a different age now... You can't find a pay phone anywhere! I just got a cell phone last January. Actually the wifey got it for me... I rather enjoy being off the grid and unable to be contacted. By today's standards, thats like sailing across the ocean alone... lol.

I thought the facebook thing was cool for a while, since I have lived away from where I grew up for a long time. I got back in touch with school friends and such... but after a while it got to be too much junk. I just don't have the time to spend on there seeing what everyone is up to... and dodging eerily perfect advertisements for me. I decided that I would be better off playing guitar instead... and thats when I got back into playing again!! Blessing in disguise, in hindsight...:D
 
#24 ·
The great thing about the cell phone age is the fact that you don't have to answer your door. Remember years ago, if it wasn't someone selling gadgets from a holdall, it was someone selling religion or a guy collecting money to save the 6 headed goat of Nepal. Now it's so easy, if my phone doesn't ring before or just after the knock I know it's somone I don't know and don't answer.
 
#26 ·
Yep, and I'm going to end up being late for it if this insomnia doesn't let up. :(
Thought I'd be tired, had a good workout earlier but it seems to have had the opposite effect. I'm wired as if I'd just downed a gallon of caffeine.
I even took a lorazepam to try to relax (I get panic attacks so the doctor prescribed them) and it may as well have been a Tic-Tac. :(
Going to try again. Night all.
 
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