Chav just jumped me

[Necrojem]

Walking home from work and this drunk up ******* starts head butting and stuff on me, a great way to end a good day.

[jim777]

So what happened?

[Batchimp RG]

Where?

[Necrojem]

they started yelling some stuff like 'mosher' (long hair), they were all pissed up and all, head butting and stuff, got my firewind shirt completely torn aswell- front tooth a little chipped.

[Dee]

Morons. Makes you real proud to live in England, right?

[Necrojem]

Yeah, wakefield to be spot on, my sister advised me to ring the police up.

[Batchimp RG]

Police will definitely catch 'em....hopefully wiithout you having to identify.

I fking hate chavs. In fact, those guys give chavs a bad name.

[Mission1979]

Muppets, they really are.

Thing is when they are on their own, their nothing but frightened little b$£%ards.

As soon as you confront them the run a mile. I used to be a security guard for Tesco and I had more trouble with Hoopy Jumpered Hood wearing Chav's than anything else, Shouting "init" and "i'll knock you out, mush"

What prize idiots, and is it me or do they always seem to come from quite good backgrounds? Mind you the stuff they tend to wear although "chavvy" is expensive, all the robbing they do I suppose.

Lets get together and knock em out.

Ps Just saw your in Wakey, give us a shout if you need anything i'm only 8 mile away. Small world!!!!

[Necrojem]

Hey man, where did you see me? ps just phoned the police.

[ibanezking]

Hey NecroJem

Make friends with Tim(Mission1979) - He's a BIG lad and you won't get any grief with him stood next to you!

Max

[quiksilverdew]

There is an english kid in my high school that thinks hes a chav. He always talks about how he wishes he was in England with his "brothers". He tried to join a gang here in the states and the gang beat the **** out of him.

[Necrojem]

To be honest i arnt beaten enough for the police to do much, i have taken some photos and kept the torn shirt though for the interview.

[ibanezking]

Been working in a school today - Health & Safety Advisor
I use a desk in the "pastoral" office where they keep an eye on the naughty ones.
They're ALL the chav type - hoodies and think they're hard.
******s, who'll end up in a dead end job or in prison.
Blame the parents...... they don't give a ****

Max

[andy7jem]

Sorry to hear bro. Don't let the w*****s get you down. So much human garbage in this country it's embarassing

[Necrojem]

Thanks dudes!, althrough i might have to change my commuting way to work just incase.