children's test exam answers

[shredmaster]

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam answers. These are real answers from school kids. Enjoy.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
(e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

[AndersPGM]

lol
:-D

[Ralsch]

(too short)

[JJEMMER777]

[unique77]

haha, thanks for the laugh

[fettouhi]

HAHAHAHA !

Regards

André

[markg5150]

Very good !!!

[pinto79]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
(e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

This one's my favourite. ROFL!

[Patrick Deno]

Dangit! Who leaked my answers????

I actually had a science and math teacher one year in high school who gave us points if we gave a funny answer if we didn't know the correct one. We had a test one day and I hadn't studied so I shifted into class clown mode and gave comedic answers to all the questions. He read them in front of the class and before the end I was mumbling for royalties. He threw a quarter to me and kept reading.

I suspect a few of these might be products of the same situation.

LJ

[little wing]

proberly, but theyre good for a laugh. haha.

[jim777]

Someone asked children what a Caesarean Section was? My 4th grader still believes in Santa...


jim