Could this BE much more random? haha

[katrina]

Here we go... I must share my life with you Jemsiters. hehe

1.) My awesome super great LOVELY dad kicked me out of his house a week ago. THAT was the greatest night of MY life. Yeah...... Because this lady who cleaned the house sucked up TWO pairs of my earrings, which were in a GIANT pile! She moved some, and SUCKED up the other ones! What a friggin IDIOT!! Yeah, so she sucked up ones from my mom and stepdad.. One pair from their honeymoon, one pair from their trip to Poland last summer. (Those were made of REAL silver and REAL amber!! ) Yeah, so my AWESOME dad kicked me out of the house because I slammed a door. What a great father, eh???

2.) I have a virus. I can barely walk.

3.) I love GoGurt when it's FROZEN!!

4.) It's nice to know that you guys THINK that I'm Steve Vai. hehe

5.) I think everyone should post random things about themselves in this poll. I just have no brain capacity and have missed the past two days of school because of a 102.4 degree fever, dizziness, the inability to swallow, etc.. Sooo..Yeah. hehe

GO TEAM!

~ Katrina
(maybe all that medicine has gone to my brain.. )

[Distantshore]

Sorry to hear of troubles at home and being sick
I can live off from milk and cereal morning,noon and night...it is natures miracle food.
Hope you keep us posted Vaitrina!
By the way what did that door do to you?

[JJEMMER777]

Here's something ~painfully~ random.

Last night my new super cute little cuddly INNOCENT kitten jumped up on the back of my rocking chair and then proceeded to jump right onto my head.

Of course I jerked, because it surprised me. When I did, he proceeded to rip into my freakin scalp with his RAZOR sharp claws And I do mean ~RIP~!!!

Youucchhh! My head/scalp bled like a stuffed pig for hours I looked like some dude in the MASH unit, lol

Anybody want a cute cuddly little kitty

Here kitty. Here kitty kitty. Comere kitty kitty.......

*puts bowl of happy wiskas beneath suspended 16 ton weight*

Originally Posted by Distantshore

By the way what did that door do to you?

ha ha haaha! So like a female! Take out your aggressions on a perfectly innocent object

[elcid]

Pinapple Jarritos make me happy
Electrician's Scissors are my most used tool
I've had relations with atleast 3 girls with the middle name "Marie"
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
My leg hurts

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by elcid

Electrician's Scissors are my most used tool

That's pretty much the norm when you get married


Well, I was going to say "you kill me elcid"

But lucky for you I didn't die

[elcid]

I walked into that one.

I was going to put "When I measure my "manhood" I start from the base of my spine", but I didn't want to offend.

[ScottB]

Randomness...

My band played an outdoor party last Saturday. It was 45 deg. F when we started our first set at 2 pm-ish. The host of the party forgot to order the lights, so we had to quit after our second set because of darkness. (Just in the nick of time. It was about 38F when we quit and my hands were so cold they started to cramp up. I couldn't have played another note.)

My Jack Russell terrier crawled under the blankets last night while my wife and I were sleeping. The crazy dog started licking my feet while I was dreaming about playing the gig from hell. (You know the one; everyone is playing a different song and the audience is throwing beer bottles at the band...) Anyway, I was so startled that I jumped out of bed with the sheet wrapped around my legs, fell on the floor and hit my elbow on a corner of the dresser. Right on the funnybone. Blood. Pain. I couldn't stop laughing. My wife threw her pillow at me 'cause I woke her up!

My truck needs new tires before winter.

When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry...

[andy7jem]

I hate cheese but i eat pizza and cheeseburgers
I hate oranges but i love most things orange flavoured

I have more hair on my chin than on my head

I had a nightmare the other night (at my age ) that some huge freakish guy was after me!! I yelled really loud,forceful and angrily at him F*CK OFF!! Trouble is i actually yelled for real and woke myself up by it!!! Disturbing!!!!!!

[Tom Gilroy]

Entirely random sh*te eh?

Let's do this thing.

There are three people who I've thought have ever known me completely. one died earlier this year, one I have never met and live in Belgium, and the last I haven't seen in months.

Last week I started learning Road Games by Allan Holdsworth. I'm making great headway with it, which I'm crediting to the abnormal amount of bananas I've been eating.

I'm told that I'm an "intelligent drunk". That is to say, that when I drink I forget why I don't normally talk about epistomology, the human nervous system or Hawking's theories.

I've only been out one night since college started. That was in mid September.

I work in a hardware store, and have sold tons of cement. I have however, never once seen a bag of cement where I work.

I once drank 16 litres of Coca Cola in one day.

I wish I could sing.

[andy7jem]

Originally Posted by Tom Gilroy

I once drank 16 litres of Coca Cola in one day.

Wow,that must have created some very frothy flatulence

[Tom Gilroy]

Originally Posted by andy7jem

Wow,that must have created some very frothy flatulence

Actually, the biggest problem was the caffeine withdrawal afterwards.

[katrina]

Originally Posted by elcid

Pinapple Jarritos make me happy
Electrician's Scissors are my most used tool
I've had relations with atleast 3 girls with the middle name "Marie"
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
My leg hurts

Ummm..
OMG my middle name is Marie! hahaha

WOW


~ Katrina (NOT that I'm trying to say anything thankyouverymuch!)

[katrina]

WOW Tommy.. I mean.. Harry..

Can 16 litres of Coca Cola cure Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease?
I have that.

I went to the doctor and he told me today that THAT is what I have.
Yay?
*waves little red flag in the air*

Ummmm..
I like French Fries, but not too salty.
I hate the smell of peas but I'll eat them.
I can't look at mayonnaise since seeing a guy stuff his face in a bucket of mayo and donuts once, and fish the donuts out (my little brother was watching it on TV).
hehe

...YEAH.

~ Katrina

[guitarsalad14]

My schools volleyball team is going to the state championship tomorrow! Go Hawks!

[katrina]

Hawks?

Tell Jim about them.
He likes hawks.

~ Katrina