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andrewsfury · #1 01-04-2009, 10:08 PM

hi i see all your guitars and want them all im addicted. this happen to you guys ? i want every ibanez ever made how do you stop if i could have just one i dont know what it would be wonder would this cure the problem. probably not .i want a chrome one green 550 every jem ever made exceppt jem jr lol. every swirl i see i want it. ibanez is addicted i think if i knew to make them i would be satisfied anyone in alabama want to teach me and let me work for you lol im ready.

Darin · #2 01-05-2009, 12:06 AM

Buys em as you can afford them. DO NOT USE CREDIT CARDS!!! It's a very very bad idea. But, if you have college savings bonds, or a dog you could sell.....

CosmicDebris · #3 01-05-2009, 12:07 AM

And get that P key fixed.

**jono** · #4 01-05-2009, 01:41 AM

And some capital letters at the start of your sentences

Distantshore · #5 01-05-2009, 06:47 AM

G.A.S.

Pursuit · #6 01-05-2009, 06:51 AM

Watch carefuly:

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You see that dot? Even where capitals fail, full stops always help.

andrewsfury · #7 01-05-2009, 08:50 AM

Thanks for the english lesson you all must be old lady school teachers sorry, didnt realize that. Here is an apple.

jb4674 · #8 01-05-2009, 09:17 AM

Laying off the caffeine works when you're typing as well

Jimmy

YaYoGakk · #9 01-05-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by andrewsfury

Thanks for the english lesson you all must be old lady school teachers sorry, didnt realize that. Here is an apple.

That's better. Relax. You might have more guitars if you had better grammar. haha We're not old lady school teachers. Just think it's pathetic that you could put 16 'p's in help but couldn't manage to hold down the Shift Key at the beginning of your sentences. haha
Anyways... Get used to it, dude. It's called GAS And we all have it.

etfmusic · #10 01-05-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by YaYoGakk

Anyways... Get used to it, dude. It's called GAS And we all have it.

I always thought that after getting XYZ or BGSJ or ...., I'd be cured.

NOPE. It doesn't work like that

It is like breathing. You keep doing it at different paces and it keeps you alive :-)

Just don't ruin your financial future for any of 6(or 7) goddess :-). Plan realistically your future and work your way to it. Just make some room because you are going to need it. Stuff piles up quick

DEADTUNES666 · #11 01-05-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pursuit

Watch carefuly:

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You see that dot? Even where capitals fail, full stops always help.

Carefully...I know your computer must have a spell check. Even when you spell a word wrong it gets underlined in red.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jono

And some capital letters at the start of your sentences

Really just some knowledge of how the shift key works would be a good start...

Quote:

Originally Posted by YaYoGakk

Just think it's pathetic that you could put 16 'p's in help but couldn't manage to hold down the Shift Key at the beginning of your sentences.

It was 1 extra h and 15 extra p's. The 1st p was actually part of the word. Also the letter I is capitalized when used on it's own. That would also be the shift key though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewsfury

hi i see all your guitars and want them all im addicted. this happen to you guys ?

I'm (uses an apostrophe)
guys? (no space between the end of a sentence and a question mark)

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewsfury

i want every ibanez ever made how do you stop if i could have just one i dont know what it would be wonder would this cure the problem.

In this section you actually ask 2 questions after making 2 statements. Question marks and exclamation points would be a good thing to add, for both effective writing as well as holding the readers attention.

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewsfury

probably not .i want a chrome one green 550 every jem ever made exceppt jem jr lol. every swirl i see i want it. ibanez is addicted i think if i knew to make them i would be satisfied anyone in alabama want to teach me and let me work for you lol im ready.

not. (again the wrong spacing in between punctuation)
Every swirl I see, I want.
Ibanez are addictive. (Unless you are talking about a fellow named Ibanez who happens to be addicted to something)
knew how to make them...
Alabama (proper nouns are Capitalized)
You might need a an English teacher. However in Alabama you may not have a lot of luck.

andy7jem · #12 01-05-2009, 11:31 AM

I am most definitely not an old lady school teacher!!!!

But if you know one i'll pop round and put a smile on her face

One thing you will find about guitar ownership...you will ALWAYS be thinking that "just one or two more" is all you need

Ryan350DX · #13 01-05-2009, 11:53 AM

Nice lesson DEADTUNE666, but the one that really grinds my gears is simply the missuse of "a and an"...

Example,

"Gee wizz, I could really use a apple right now"

Grrr, WTF.. A APPLE???

Correct way,

"Gee wizz, I could really use an apple right now!"

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Quick Lesson-

When typing/saying a sentence, using the word "an" is appropriate when the following word starts with a vowel (A, I, O, U, Y sometimes) For example..

A creditcard
An Idiot!
A guitar

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Oh, but DEADTUNE666. Did you know after a period there is 2 spaces??

**elcid** · #14 01-05-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan350DX

Oh, but DEADTUNE666. Did you know after a period there is 2 spaces??

I always thought after a period there was a douche.

michblanch · #15 01-05-2009, 12:27 PM

Figures I have to post after Cid. So I guess I'm the douche.

One of the most important things you can do to help obtain all of these guitars, is get an education.

Get a degree in something. Or learn a trade, such as a machinist, or something technical.

A person with an Engineering Degree can come out of college and make close to $100,000.00 their first year.

I can not say it enough. EDUCATION!! EDUCATION!!!