I just don't know anymore...

[guitar_chick]

Originally Posted by FloridaNative

Somehow I think you're thinking "Girl's Gone Wild South Beach edition". lol

Closer to the truth would be two thirty something girls having rum runners and hanging out at the beach while trying to avoid eye contact with the dirty old man carrying the metal detector.

Chocking, gagging, and wheezing, and RAOTFLMAO!!!

This boys, is probably closer to the reality. There is an unnatural obsession with pics on this site. Girl, you are too much sometimes!
I'd be all over that rum runner, too. But I can't shred, let alone play guitar worth a damn when I've been drinking.

[Jemwielder]

Ex's suck. My girlfriend dumped me over the internet on valentines day. Not quite the same but still. Just shows how juvenile someone is when they don't have the stones to speak to you face to face. Plenty of fish in the sea bro. Failing that there's always masturbation lol.

[guitar_chick]

Originally Posted by Jemwielder

Failing that there's always masturbation lol.

See Cid for pointers. He can steer you in the right direction.

[Jemwielder]

Originally Posted by guitar_chick

See Cid for pointers. He can steer you in the right direction.

Pointers? pish. No one chokes the bishop better than I!!!! Yes I realize how sad that sounds..

[michblanch]

Can I get her number?




Just joking, I wish you all the best, and hopefully all of this will only give you a keener perspective in what you want in a person.

There is someone out there for you and hopefully she has some Mesa Boogie amps and some Jems (and by Jems, I dont mean nice boobs).

[Jemwielder]

Originally Posted by michblanch

Can I get her number?




Just joking, I wish you all the best, and hopefully all of this will only give you a keener perspective in what you want in a person.

There is someone out there for you and hopefully she has some Mesa Boogie amps and some Jems (and by Jems, I dont mean nice boobs).

Yeah... If she had nice boobs it'd be a bonus though...

[sick-boy]

Not even that. I don't care about the boobs or the guitars. As long as she doesn't mind me playing mine. Actually, it would be better if the next one actually encouraged it.

[guitar_chick]

Originally Posted by sick-boy

Not even that. I don't care about the boobs or the guitars. As long as she doesn't mind me playing mine. Actually, it would be better if the next one actually encouraged it.

Sick-boy, I hope you are talking about playing with the guitar and not your boobs! Heeheehee I know what you meant.

[FloridaNative]

Originally Posted by guitar_chick

I just might take you up on that someday. You seem like a cool chick.

No, he was not a native Floridian, and I try not to hold it against the state. Usually I don't even think about him anymore really, but this thread hit a soft spot in me recently. Oh well, I'm over it. I'm too d**n busy lately to be hung up on anything.

Oh Thank God!! The natives are usually super nice. I figured he wasn't one, but one never knows. I would love it if you did take me up on it. I think we would have a lot of fun, that is if you don't mind my two banchees coming along with us everywhere.

[FloridaNative]

Originally Posted by guitar_chick

Chocking, gagging, and wheezing, and RAOTFLMAO!!!

This boys, is probably closer to the reality. There is an unnatural obsession with pics on this site. Girl, you are too much sometimes!
I'd be all over that rum runner, too. But I can't shred, let alone play guitar worth a damn when I've been drinking.

Don't worry, I can't play guitar worth a damn while sober so we should be great together. I make a really mean rum runner too. I'm not much of a drinker, but I do love the taste of rum.

[FloridaNative]

Originally Posted by Jemwielder

Pointers? pish. No one chokes the bishop better than I!!!! Yes I realize how sad that sounds..

Oh my gosh! I almost died laughing reading that. hahahahaha Poor bishop.hahahahahaha

[GilkyBear]

Originally Posted by sick-boy

She also switched her status from "married" to "swinger", just to piss me off. That's also hilarious. I wish I knew what sort of seedy weirdos were messaging her right now.

Well, take solace in the fact that any guy she meets on myspace will probably just screw the dog and crap in her purse while she is in the bathroom before slipping out the door unannounced