I knew today was going to be great

[elcid]

Originally Posted by jaxadam

I don't see her getting the chair over a probation violation.

A guy can dream

[elcid]

Originally Posted by guitar_chick

I think Cid is just bitter because he knows that there is no way in hell Paris Hilton would ever make a porno video with him.

Bah, I've seen her work. Im not missing much

[Rotti]

Depression. What a joke. Who is not depressed when they go to jail? And it's not even a real jail. She was in a special needs facility for people like her, and cops, and gov. officials. I bet you anything she was having serious withdrawl symptoms from not being able to get her "fix" for three days.

[jim777]

I think the sheriff wishes she'd gotten sent somewhere else. Remember the crap when Michael Jackson spent a night in jail? All the "they tortured me, and called me names, and said I dressed funny boo hoo hoo" crap?
The judge said specifically that she was not allowed to serve at home, so it's the Sheriff that screwed up here. She's having rice and beans for dinner I'm thinking, or going hungry.

[screamndemon69]

Originally Posted by elcid

She's too in love with herself to know that she's a mess.
I'm willing to bet that by tomorrow night she will be out partying, getting drunk, and driving around. She hasnt learned her lesson at all and if she were to get arressted for the same stuff, she would still blame other people.

The press is probably sitting on her doorstep with their phones dialed to "91" just waiting to push "1" if she steps a single foot off her property so they can get a bigger story so I highly doubt she'll be going anywhere. (i know they won't dial 911 but you get the point )

As wealthy as they are she can have anything she needs or wants brought to her anyway.

[screamndemon69]

Originally Posted by jim777

I think the sheriff wishes she'd gotten sent somewhere else. Remember the crap when Michael Jackson spent a night in jail? All the "they tortured me, and called me names, and said I dressed funny boo hoo hoo" crap?
The judge said specifically that she was not allowed to serve at home, so it's the Sheriff that screwed up here. She's having rice and beans for dinner I'm thinking, or going hungry.

The judge is pissed, 3 days of a 23 day sentence (that was already cut in half in the first place).

[screamndemon69]

Originally Posted by michblanch

Apparently she was released for a medical condition. How ****ing bad do your herpes have to be to get a "Get out of Jail Free" card.

Obviously not bad at all

[michblanch]

Sarah Silverman did say that they were gonna paint the bars of her cell to look like penises. So apparently she must have chipped her teeth pretty bad.

[Demiurge]

CNN BREAKING NEWS: A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming, The Associated Press reports.

"In other news, Jemsite member Demiurge reconsiders his agnosticism."

[waylay00]

YES! She is now to serve her full 45 days! Apparently she left the court room screaming, "It's not right!" and "Mom!"

[GilkyBear]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

This is too good. There's even a pic of her crying in the cop car on her way back to jail...

[microdmitry]

Good. And if she gets out again, double the sentence every time she gets out. Pretty soon she'll get the chair.

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