I knew today was going to be great

[elcid]

She's had a ton of spunk...on her face.

There's nothing wrong with her aside from being an ugly spoiled no talent hack who contributes absolutely nothing to anything.

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by Myst and rain

She's got a lot of spunk.

Alwin

Just admit that you wish it was a lot of your ~spunk~ she has

[elcid]

haha beat you to it

[sick-boy]

Originally Posted by elcid

She's had a ton of spunk...on her face.

There's nothing wrong with her aside from being an ugly spoiled no talent hack who contributes absolutely nothing to anything.

Judging by her porn video, she's not even good in the sack. You'd think she'd at least have that going for her, what with being a spunk dumpster and all.

[kennydoe]

I don't understand why a girl with that kind of wealth who parties that much doesn't hire a driver.

Retraded.

~K

[elcid]

Yeah, that was the first porn I was ever bored watching. To be fair though the Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson tape set the bar pretty high for celeb tapes, though.

But you are right, Paris has had more schlong in her than a urinal at O'hare.

[Myst and rain]

Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

Just admit that you wish it was a lot of your ~spunk~ she has

Well, I do think she's mesmerizing. She's very attractive. To me, anyways. I don't know if we're compatible, though. I've heard people say now and then, that they think she's not attractive. But this, to me is really puzzling!

http://www.bartcop.com/paris-hilton-celibate.jpg

Originally Posted by elcid

She's had a ton of spunk...on her face.

There's nothing wrong with her aside from being an ugly spoiled no talent hack who contributes absolutely nothing to anything.

Wow, that's very clear.

Alwin

[Dino]

I hope they put a live webcam in the jail. Like sherriff Joe does out here....

[Myst and rain]

Originally Posted by kennydoe

I don't understand why a girl with that kind of wealth who parties that much doesn't hire a driver.

Retraded.

~K

You mean 'retarded'?

Alwin

[Myst and rain]

Originally Posted by Dino

I hope they put a live webcam in the jail. Like sherriff Joe does out here....

That would be something; if they made a reality show about her jail time, called 'The hard life'. That would be interesting.

Alwin

[Onimacaroni]

Originally Posted by Myst and rain

http://www.bartcop.com/paris-hilton-celibate.jpg

Holy photoshop Batman!!!

She still looks a bit meh, tbh

[Myst and rain]

That was funny, Oni.

Alwin

[kennydoe]

Originally Posted by Myst and rain

You mean 'retarded'?

Alwin

hmmmm

for some reason i thought "retarded" would get the "********" treatment from Jemsite.

Now I know. Free at last.
~K

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by Myst and rain

You mean 'retarded'?

No, he means ~BLONDE~

[Distantshore]

I heard she is going to be separated from the general population, but at least they are making her serve her time in real jail, not some fru,fru clubhouse they call a jail.