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**elcid** · #46 05-06-2007, 07:34 PM

Go ahead, at the rate Im growing she doesnt have enough skin for me to make a suit out of.

sick-boy · #47 05-07-2007, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by elcid

Go ahead, at the rate Im growing she doesnt have enough skin for me to make a suit out of.

All of a sudden I remember how to play "Goodbye Horses" on my guitar...And I can't help but picture wearing a skin suit and dancing with your pee-pee tucked under....

What the hell is wrong with me!

screamndemon69 · #48 05-07-2007, 12:50 PM

You have a very apt name sick-boy

From Paris going to jail to wearing human skin suits to tucking man parts. Whew! I'm speechless!

bammbamm · #49 05-08-2007, 10:05 AM

Paris in cuffs...

P W N E D

So do you think the new video(s) will be called "45 Days and Nights in Paris"?
With respect to the "spunky" remark, I'm reminded of a lovely poem by Mr. Andrew Clay, but I'm thinking a large portion of it would'nt be suitable here...

Paul_R · #50 05-08-2007, 09:24 PM

Now I really want her to go to jail. And I mean NOW! She's asking her fans to petition and tell Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her because it's cruel and unfair.

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/play...68276&src=news

**elcid** · #51 05-08-2007, 09:25 PM

Cruel and unwanted was her original quote.
There are about 4 or 5 petitions to keep the crazy ho in jail.
I hope they double the sentence.

guitar_chick · #52 05-09-2007, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sick-boy

All of a sudden I remember how to play "Goodbye Horses" on my guitar...And I can't help but picture wearing a skin suit and dancing with your pee-pee tucked under....

What the hell is wrong with me!

RALMAO

guitar_chick · #53 05-09-2007, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sick-boy

And I can't help but picture wearing a skin suit and dancing with your pee-pee tucked under....

What the hell is wrong with me!

What is most disturbing, Sick-boy, is that you can picture this!

Yyyiiikkkeess

Eco · #54 05-09-2007, 05:20 AM

Poor lass will get hounded in there, people may not like her, but at least she's trying to make a name for herself instead of mooching off ma and pa.

But i do admit celebs seem to get away with stuff in the US that normal people would be jailed for, maybe this is just the courts using her as an example.

Onimacaroni · #55 05-09-2007, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Eco

instead of mooching off ma and pa.

Think about that for a second man...

JJEMMER777 · #56 05-09-2007, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Eco

But i do admit celebs seem to get away with stuff in the US that normal people would be jailed for, maybe this is just the courts using her as an example.

It's called MONEY

Plus they give favors

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Originally Posted by Onimacaroni

Think about that for a second man...

guitar_chick · #57 05-09-2007, 05:55 AM

I'm sure her sheet thread count in the clink will not be less than 400 so her skin does not chaffe. Somehow when celebs do time, it is not quite like when Charles Manson does it.

Distantshore · #58 05-09-2007, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sick-boy

All of a sudden I remember how to play "Goodbye Horses" on my guitar...And I can't help but picture wearing a skin suit and dancing with your pee-pee tucked under....

What the hell is wrong with me!

And once again you have lived up to your name!

Distantshore · #59 05-09-2007, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul_R

Now I really want her to go to jail. And I mean NOW! She's asking her fans to petition and tell Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her because it's cruel and unfair.

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/play...68276&src=news

Maybe I should sign that, I would hate for her to go through emotional distress or break a nail.

**elcid** · #60 05-09-2007, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Eco

Poor lass will get hounded in there, people may not like her, but at least she's trying to make a name for herself instead of mooching off ma and pa.

But i do admit celebs seem to get away with stuff in the US that normal people would be jailed for, maybe this is just the courts using her as an example.

The name she's making for herself is for mooching off ma and pa. If her last name wasnt Hilton she wouldnt have had the opportunity to do any of the crap she has done, except maybe the fk tape.