I knew today was going to be great

[guitar_chick]

Originally Posted by GilkyBear

"Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to set the wine down and slowly back away from the computer, keep your hands where I can see 'em or you will be tazed..."

Yeah, "Go ahead and make my day..." I could almost see this leading into a cheesy plot of a porn film. Just need the "bom, chicky, bom, bom..." music in the background. Obviously I don't have a boyfriend being on here at 2AM getting sloshed. Life can be so cruel.

BTW-I despise tazers. My ex-husband could be cruel sometimes, and once as a joke he tazed my inner thigh. That friggin' hurts!!! I got him back though! I tazed him close to his "manhood"; he claimed it didn't hurt. I think I saw tears.

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by guitar_chick

I tazed him close to his "manhood"

Well I guess that explains WHY he's an "X"??

[guitar_chick]

Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

Well I guess that explains WHY he's an "X"??

As the principal said in the movie The Breakfast Club, "You mess with the bull and you get the horns." Did you miss the part about how he tazed me on my inner thigh, until I nearly passed out ? And he thought it was funny and wanted to taze me again. I had to demo how much it hurt. I was crying.

[IbanezFreak777]

Well its my turn to give it a go, the topic not Paris I mean.
Listen just because she is wealthy and maybe spoilt, it doesn't mean she is a bad person.

If I make it rich I will spoil my children, and try and teach them the best that I can about life. Unfortunatly her parents were also party animals.

And who could blame a person for using their money for pleasure.

I'm sure the Hilton family donates money each year.
Just because you don't know about it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

Pretty or not its all about the personality and her personality says to me she likes to have fun, party and get off.

Just like everyone on this forum. prove me wrong !!!

I'd spend a night in paris !! she looks like a fun girl.

I also have never seen her in a real evil light, she seems harmless enough. And as far as her show goes, she might be a bitch to people, but ill bet everyone signs an agreement and gets paid somehow.

Go paris f__k the world eheheheh!!!!

p.s. "If you drink then drive your a bloody idiot, If you make it home, your a Bloody legend " (Aussie humour)

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by guitar_chick

I nearly passed out on my inner thigh

I take it you're into YOGA

[guitar_chick]

I have a friend that looks an awful lot like Paris Hilton. Everytime I see her pic I think of my friend, Krysta, that has moved away.

[guitar_chick]

Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

I take it you're into YOGA

Reread edit correction. Oops, my bad.

[JJEMMER777]

JUST IN!

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Paris Hilton Checks Into California Jail
Heiress Goes to Prison Hours After Red Carpet Stroll
AP
LOS ANGELES (June 4) -- Hours after strolling the red carpet in a strapless black dress, Paris Hilton traded her designer duds for a jail-issued jumpsuit.
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[elcid]

Good, hopefully her dumb ass will get in the wrong line somewhere and end up in the chair.

[elcid]

Did anyone see the boner-inducing Sarah Silverman making fun of Paris at the MTV award show last night? My wife told me about it so I went to "the you tubes" and watched it. People cheered like mad when TBI Sarah just mentioned Parasite was heading to jail soon

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by elcid

Good, hopefully her dumb ass will get in the wrong line somewhere and end up in the chair.

Dayum Cid.....that's downright vicious.......why soo much hostility toward her??

I'm guessing she stood you up (in the wrong way)

[elcid]

I just hate the bitch, my friend. I suppose my anger should be more directed at the media for helping her spread like the many herpes that live in her cavernous snatch. The fact that this no talent harlot gets more opportunities than people who work their whole lives and dont get anywhere because they dont know the right people makes me angry. She probably has more fans than Frank Zappa, but she has no real ability. She's just famous for being famous.

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by elcid

but she has no real ability. She's just famous for being famous.

Though I have not personally viewed them, I have heard she as no ability at porn either So good thing for her she's got the money. Obviously that's all she has other than her new found friends in the cage

Just luck of the draw of being born into money, bro. But she'll never find out that it makes you a better person to have to work for your money and survive

Man I sure I hope that I never get on your "bad side"

Also this is just anothing example of our fine judical system. You go to jail for a couple DUI's, but you can get away with murder

[elcid]

Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

Though I have not personally viewed them, I have heard she as no ability at porn either So good thing for her she's got the money. Obviously that's all she has other than her new found friends in the cage

Just luck of the draw of being born into money, bro. But she'll never find out that it makes you a better person to have to work for your money and survive

Man I sure I hope that I never get on your "bad side"

Also this is just anothing example of our fine judical system. You go to jail for a couple DUI's, but you can get away with murder

Your looking at things all wrong brother. Yes, the justice system is flawed but the important thing is Parasite is in jail. Granted the sentence is nowhere near long enough, and she should've gotten 10 years for that CD alone. Just consider this a step in the right direction.

[jim777]

You seem completely obsessed with her, and she's someone you've never met and has no direct effect on you at all. Sounds like you've got a crush Cid