I knew today was going to be great

**elcid** · #1 05-04-2007, 10:57 PM

A judge has just ordered Paris Hilton to 45 days in the clink for violating her probation. She begins serving on June 5th and if she doesn't serve on or before then she will get 90 days. The judge said she must do all the time and it not allowed a work release, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She will serve at a woman's jail in Lynwood, CA.

It's too bad she didnt pull this in Texas, I bet she could;ve gotten the death penalty there.

**jemsite** · #2 05-04-2007, 11:01 PM

hehe.... that is sweet. i just read that article and LMAO... glen

**JJEMMER777** · #3 05-04-2007, 11:55 PM

Lol...I saw that. You can still get away with murder if you have enough money, but not with violating your probabation??

Hey....at least they are making progress

Man....those girls are gonna TEAR her up

I ALMOST feel sorry for her

Paul_R · #4 05-05-2007, 12:00 AM

I don't feel sorry for her. It's good for Hollywood and her to realize the law applies to everyone; especially for drunk driving!

**elcid** · #5 05-05-2007, 12:14 AM

I feel sorry for the other inmates, she will probably give them the herpes.

**JJEMMER777** · #6 05-05-2007, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul_R

I don't feel sorry for her.

I said "ALMOST"

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Originally Posted by elcid

I feel sorry for the other inmates, she will probably give them the herpes.

They probably think it's worth it considering what they are going to GIVE her

**elcid** · #7 05-05-2007, 12:17 AM

Maybe they can mess up her other eye.

OLIE_ROCKS_THE_80'S · #8 05-05-2007, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

I said "ALMOST"

They probably think it's worth it considering what they are going to GIVE her

I don't think any of that will happen even if she is in jail, she will throw a ton of money so the inmates don't mess with her!!!

Paul_R · #9 05-05-2007, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by elcid

I feel sorry for the other inmates, she will probably give them the herpes.

LMAO!! And maybe an autogragh to go with.

mi2tom · #10 05-05-2007, 12:23 AM

I don't like her

kirk · #11 05-05-2007, 09:07 AM

Thank God, but I think they are punishing her for the wrong crime. She should be serving a life sentence for her music career.

screamndemon69 · #12 05-05-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

Man....those girls are gonna TEAR her up

I ALMOST feel sorry for her

I want video!!!

screamndemon69 · #13 05-05-2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kirk

Thank God, but I think they are punishing her for the wrong crime. She should be serving a life sentence for her music career.

I don't think "career" would be the right choice of words for her contributions. If what she has done is considered as a career then I have a career in the Dept of Sewage from my daily constitutionals

Demiurge · #14 05-05-2007, 10:27 AM

Best advice to her: on your first day, kick someone's @$$ just to let everyone else know that you won't be disrespected... nevermind, she could never do that...

Second thought, best advice to her: when getting your @$$ kicked, cover your face and roll up into a ball and hope no one has a shank.

Myst and rain · #15 05-05-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by elcid

It's too bad she didnt pull this in Texas, I bet she could;ve gotten the death penalty there.

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Originally Posted by mi2tom

I don't like her

What's wrong with Paris Hilton? I hear a lot of people say that they don't like her. But I don't really see why they don't. I think she's cool, personally. She's got a lot of spunk.

Alwin