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Old 11-24-2008, 11:23 PM
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I think my wife is cheating on me...


I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says "I'll call you back later." When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with."
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 100W half stack to get a good view.
I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other three.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:27 PM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


It may be an oldie, but it's still a goodie
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:28 PM
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:28 PM
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:29 PM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


copycat...
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:46 PM
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It may be an oldie, but it's still a goodie


+1
Regards
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:52 PM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


Still makes me laugh...
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:15 AM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


That was my first time seeing that. Damn that was funny.

Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:18 AM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


Comedy gold!
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:31 AM
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That was hilarious
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:55 AM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


and I still fell for it until about half way through....

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Old 11-25-2008, 02:29 AM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


So what happened to the rest of the story ?
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Old 11-25-2008, 03:34 AM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


You can fix it yourself.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
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Old 11-25-2008, 08:41 AM
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That was good!
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Old 11-25-2008, 10:00 AM
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Re: I think my wife is cheating on me...


ROFL

too funny
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