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Old 09-28-2005, 09:23 PM
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If you could have one useless superpower

Sorry shredmaster, but your thread reminded me of this

basically, if you could have a useless superpower, what would it be? Basically a superpower with a slight "hiccup" attached to it!

examples are:
Blurred X-Ray Vision
Partial Invisiblity

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Old 09-28-2005, 09:38 PM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

the ability to fly underwater?
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:58 PM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

Lame superpowers - Invisibility that only works when its dark. Random destination teleport. The Incredible Hulk fullstop, only get powers when someone upsets you...lame
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:00 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

The Flamethrower Fart. Everytime you bust one, a 10 ft long blue flame shoots out of your butt. Every piece of furniture in your house has a giant hole burned in it and the place reeks of charred boxers. Your wife refuses to sleep with you until her burns are healed and then you must start wearing a flame arrestor to bed. You're banned from eating in all Taco Bells worldwide.
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:08 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

Chest hair sensitivity.
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:40 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

can see through people's shirt but guys only ....... damn it
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:41 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

scadinavian butt sex view
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Old 09-29-2005, 02:44 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

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Originally Posted by guitarshredder7
scadinavian butt sex view
Why scandinavian? Why butt sex? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Regards

André
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Old 09-29-2005, 03:01 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

The ability to fly...but only limited to 5 feet off the ground and a speed of 5 miles per hour. lol (That sucks major)

The ability to shred, but only with major scales and modes! *gaspeth* (That'd be kinda cool, but would suck too. lol)
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Old 09-29-2005, 03:03 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

Damn ZJH. I was gonna say, the ability to shred, but only in harmonic minor. Sound familiar?
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Old 09-29-2005, 03:12 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

How bout the ability to shred better than any guitarist in the world but when it comes to performing live or recording... can't be able to play at all ... that suck big time
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Old 09-29-2005, 03:21 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

The ability to explain to a woman why I need seven RGs. But not justify just one more...

Three handed tapping.

Change a string on a Floyd Rose in 30 seconds, blind folded. But only when no ones looking. Damn performance anxiety.

The ability to shoot beer from my nipples, but only during a full moon. It'd be a cool bar trick, but who, besides, me would be willing to drink warm man beer?
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Old 09-29-2005, 03:32 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

How bout this ability every women in the world want you but .... you won't be able to ehhmmmmm you know ...do them
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Old 09-29-2005, 03:38 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

How about you can play any song you wanted: Any Vai, Satch, DT song, but you can only play it when you're alone. And when you perform live the only songs you'll know how to play are Simple Plan and Good Charlotte tunes.
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Old 09-29-2005, 03:44 AM
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Re: If you could have one useless superpower

You can sing like Stevie Nicks, at will.

Or, speaking of impotence, unleash the focking fury.
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