In a word: Hilarious

learningtolive · #1 03-09-2006, 01:07 PM

Two wannabe 'gangsters' from my year in school recorded these hilarious rap tracks - only they are intended as deadly serious. No idea what some of you may make of them, but at least the English among you should find this example of our young chav rap culture amusing.

Feel free to spread this around. I'd love to help make 'DeCoY and EvvO' the next internet superstars

"Only the Beginning"
http://media.putfile.com/The-Beginni...efully-the-end

"Kirsty Rhythm"
http://media.putfile.com/Track-2-Kirsty

The overall arrogance of both tracks is absolutely priceless, also notice how many times 'EvvO' says "OK then!"

**elcid** · #2 03-09-2006, 01:28 PM

That's God awful.

TAorama · #3 03-09-2006, 01:48 PM

Ugh. I'm tasting my lunch all over again.

Davey · #4 03-09-2006, 01:51 PM

I'll check this in a bit.

I really will never understand that most people take the piss out of them, their "style" and their antics, yet the Chavs never catch on! I mean WTF?!? it goes to show the level of intelligence we're dealing with I suppose.

learningtolive · #5 03-09-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibanez249

I really will never understand that most people take the piss out of them, their "style" and their antics, yet the Chavs never catch on! I mean WTF?!? it goes to show the level of intelligence we're dealing with I suppose.

I've been wondering this for ages also. A chav I spoke to last week didn't even know what a chav was! Methinks you'll appreciate the awfulness of these tracks. Kirsty Rhythm is especially hilarious/terrible depending on how you look at it.

More disturbing is that a girl at my school thought they were getting a record deal with this stuff!

Roland · #6 03-09-2006, 04:40 PM

Not hilarious in the least. I feel offended. Where's my time?

AirGuitar · #7 03-09-2006, 04:56 PM

That really was horrible....

fettouhi · #8 03-09-2006, 05:15 PM

It's official, the polls are in. Rap sucks!!!

Give me a shoot of Shawn Lane please

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Regards

André

Al's garden · #9 03-09-2006, 05:46 PM

F***ing Chavs

i hate them. just the other day a friend of mine was beaten up when he was walking home by 7 of them...i think its about time we trimmed the heard really

on a more topical note, i go to college her in newcastle and it is full of people making durge like this as there are several music tech courses at the college. when will they learn.

**elcid** · #10 03-09-2006, 06:04 PM

Ok, I gotta ask, what the f**k is a Chav, is it a lame white guy from the UK that wants to rap or am I missing something

Davey · #11 03-09-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by elcid

Ok, I gotta ask, what the f**k is a Chav, is it a lame white guy from the UK that wants to rap or am I missing something

Imagine Eminem wearing a pair of tracksuit bottoms and a burberry hat and then times the annoyance by 10000000000000000000%

Oh yeah and they say "EE ARR YO!" a lot too.

ChopTart · #12 03-09-2006, 08:32 PM

EW. I mean, I occasionally get in the mood for "The Streets" (and i do mean occasionally) but man this is terrible. That hook gets very annoying too.

gu1tar · #13 03-09-2006, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Al's garden

F***ing Chavs

on a more topical note, i go to college her in newcastle and it is full of people making durge like this as there are several music tech courses at the college. when will they learn.

It's much easier to be lame, unoriginal and untalented than to practice an instrument or songwriting and accomplishing something.