Life Changing Advice

[CosmicDebris]

What are some of the life changing quotes you have heard through out your life. The one that meant the most to me is,

"Be like a truck driver. Back up before you unload."

Can't say how many times that advice has helped....

[Eggy]

If you're gonna go paddling in uncertain waters, it's alway wise to wear wellies.

Eggy

[Eggy]

Don't let the same dog bite you twice !

[jemaholic]

Life is NOT a dress rehearsal.

[Eggy]

A guy who plays snooker once told me,

"If your view of the pink is obscured by red you could always go for the cheeky brown".

I'm not much of a snooker player myself so I'm not sure what he meant.

[elcid]

I've found the best advice comes from songs and old black men.
When in doubt, I whip it out, is a personal favorite though.

[elcid]

Originally Posted by Eggy

A guy who plays snooker once told me,

"If your view of the pink is obscured by red you could always go for the cheeky brown".

I'm not much of a snooker player myself so I'm not sure what he meant.

I dont know what snooker is, but that is awesome advise.

[andy7jem]

Never admit anything

[andy7jem]

Lots of life advice there Ben....hope you learned by it

I'm more of a pocket billiards man myself

[Eggy]

Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.









After that, think of him what you will cos you're a mile away and you've got his shoes.

[moebius]

"Next time someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!"

[ryanb]

^^^ ROTFL. Words to live by!

[Eggy]

One for our Canadian freinds...
"Don't eat yellow snow!"

[quiksilverdew]

Well I can tell you that I've never met a single addict that started on hard drugs...

[sick-boy]

My old high school principal once said:
"To be early is to be on time, and to be on time is to be late."