Long Pooper

P. Aaron · #1 03-13-2008, 10:15 AM

Yeeeeow! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

Kansas Police: Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

JJEMMER777 · #2 03-13-2008, 10:19 AM

Oh by gosh, by gollie!

I think I'll merge this with the "Holding the Monkey Grip" thread

NO surgery could remove my hand from the "M-grip"

screamndemon69 · #3 03-13-2008, 01:11 PM

I sure hope it is your hand Jim

southpaw_lefty · #4 03-13-2008, 02:16 PM

I just heard this on the radio lunchtime.

The boyfriend finally calls the police after 2 years?

He couldn't have been thinking she just had a hanger!

Distantshore · #5 03-13-2008, 03:18 PM

I sure hope he had a second toilet,,,otherwise hes been holding it for two years!

ScottB · #6 03-13-2008, 03:53 PM

I'd bet that left a ring!

jb4674 · #7 03-13-2008, 03:55 PM

Apparently the toilet seat became molded into her butt after seating on it for 2 years. I like taking long dumps, but that sure beats the cake!

Jimmy

andy7jem · #8 03-13-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by southpaw_lefty

I just heard this on the radio lunchtime.

The boyfriend finally calls the police after 2 years?

He couldn't have been thinking she just had a hanger!

LMFAO

DEADTUNES666 · #9 03-13-2008, 04:35 PM

This just proves we are doomed as a planet...

After an hour I would've kicked the lunatic out of my bathroom!!

Let's look at this objectively though, don't you think a woman on your toilet overnight warrants a call to the police, psych ward, her family, and anyone else who might remotely be able to get her the hell out of there, and out of your life...

andy7jem · #10 03-13-2008, 05:12 PM

Maybe she ran out of bog roll, and was waiting for him to bring her some but he got side-tracked and forgot and she kept waiting and waiting....

Hikey Mikey · #11 03-13-2008, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEADTUNES666

. . .

Let's look at this objectively though, don't you think a woman on your toilet overnight warrants a call to the police, psych ward, her family, and anyone else who might remotely be able to get her the hell out of there, and out of your life...

Absolutely. The so-called boyfriend is just as mentally disturbed as the woman. For two years, he brought her food as she sat on the toilet and didn't say anything?!?!!?

HDS · #12 03-13-2008, 06:21 PM

When ya gotta go ya gotta go!

HeavyMetal4Ever · #13 03-14-2008, 12:53 AM

It boggles the mind. Two years sitting on the crapper, imagine the smell after two years of not showering. I just hope she flushed when they pried her off.

Dump on!