My neighbor must DIE

**elcid** · #1 10-20-2007, 04:01 PM

For some reason whenever the weather gets nice, this butt hole things it's very important that he cleans his car, and while doing it plays BOn Jovi way louder than it should be. The dumbass doesnt even feel embarassed to be listening to it, instead he seems almost proud. That's right, you didnt misread that HE is proud to be listening to Bon Jovi, and I dont even live in Wrigleyville. I'd go punch him in the head but then I'd probably be charged with a hate crime.

jem20thlover · #2 10-20-2007, 04:15 PM

Ok, I'm gonna say it. I like Bon Jovi, and all related hair metal from the era. I love Poison, Skid Row, GN'R, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Extreme, all that stuff, and Bon Jovi is included in my hair addiction.

Now, I wouldn't play that loud outside my house, but sometimes I draw the shades, lock all the doors, take off all my clothes.... wait, what was I saying?? Oh, sometimes I put on some Livin' on a Prayer while doing odd things around the house.

I was 10 when Bon Jovi was in his hayday, I was but a child. I didn't know any better at the time. Now it reminds me of growing up, so it's stuck in my childhood memories.

I would say that there are much worse things he could be playing. My redneck neighbor plays Shania Twain when he washes his car, but he is a body builder so I just sing along

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**jemsite** · #3 10-20-2007, 04:16 PM

another detrimental side-effect of global warming.

but really there is alot of worse music than bon jovi & not that i want to hear my neighbor's car radio, i can tolerate them for the most part... glen

JJEMMER777 · #4 10-20-2007, 04:18 PM

Well....punch me if you can Cid

I like Bon Jovi too

"I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride, and Cid's wanted, dead or alive"

I also like to keep my truck clean. Just got back in from washing it! In fact I think I'll go shine the chrome and play Bon Jovi REALLY ~LOUD~ hehehe!

I think your neighbor and I will get along just fine

**elcid** · #5 10-20-2007, 04:20 PM

I didnt expect much sympathy here, but the guy is even playing some Bon Jovi unplugged. That sht make me puke blood.

**elcid** · #6 10-20-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

I think your neighbor and I will get along just fine

Yeah, he seems like he would be the type of guy who likes to cuddle too.

JJEMMER777 · #7 10-20-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by elcid

Bon Jovi unplugged. .

Check your mailbox my friend

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Originally Posted by jemsite

i can tolerate them for the most part... glen

Me too! Now that the Pit Bulls are GONE!!!

Must've been the Bon Jo Ru that scared um off

(or maybe it was the Hat

)

jem20thlover · #8 10-20-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by elcid

I didnt expect much sympathy here, but the guy is even playing some Bon Jovi unplugged. That sht make me puke blood.

Ok, that's different. Unplugged is completely unacceptable. Shoot him in the face.

jem20thlover · #9 10-20-2007, 04:30 PM

On a side note, I wish I could wash my car!! Seeing as Georgia's water supply will be gone in 90 days. Looks like I'll have to drive up to South Carolina to take a damn shower.

CosmicDebris · #10 10-20-2007, 04:36 PM

Fight fire with fire, set your amp out side and play some death metal.

Dee · #11 10-20-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by elcid

For some reason whenever the weather gets nice, this butt hole things it's very important that he cleans his car, and while doing it plays BOn Jovi way louder than it should be. The dumbass doesnt even feel embarassed to be listening to it, instead he seems almost proud. That's right, you didnt misread that HE is proud to be listening to Bon Jovi, and I dont even live in Wrigleyville. I'd go punch him in the head but then I'd probably be charged with a hate crime.

KILL. NOW. I COMMAND YOU.

**elcid** · #12 10-20-2007, 04:38 PM

I thought about it

andy7jem · #13 10-20-2007, 04:42 PM

Go out with a spray can and spray "I am a fag" on his car

**elcid** · #14 10-20-2007, 04:44 PM

or write it in lipstick?

Im assuming since you are in the UK, you mean Cigarette, right?

Dee · #15 10-20-2007, 04:44 PM

Nah, just get in it, hot wire it and drive right through his wall. Hopefully the Bon Jovi records will get trashed, plus you trash the car too. Kill two birds with one stone.