Revenge on Telemarketers

Distantshore · #1 12-04-2007, 09:08 AM

Can't count how many times I would have loved to do this:

http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=lwzge004pk

funkdubious · #2 12-04-2007, 09:24 AM

Brilliant!

yoyo1299 · #3 12-04-2007, 09:32 AM

that just made my day!!! great video, glad i had something to cheer me up!

Jemwielder · #4 12-04-2007, 09:54 AM

Oh man, that's freaking wonderful. I'd never be able to pull that off and keep a straight face.

yoyo1299 · #5 12-04-2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jemwielder

Oh man, that's freaking wonderful. I'd never be able to pull that off and keep a straight face.

i yelled at the comcast women for a good 10 minutes b4.... i got so mad cuz they kept asking for my 10 digit phone # associated with my account. plus, she was an idiot. lol

scotte_za · #6 12-04-2007, 10:57 AM

my stepdad asks them if theyd mind holding for a minute, then he leaves the phone off the hook until they hang up

Demiurge · #7 12-04-2007, 06:29 PM

Last time I was called by telemarketers, I reported them to the FCC because I'm on the do-not-call list. Sure, it's like an $11k fine for that, but many companies won't pay the fines for their employees because there's absolutely no excuse for callers not "scrubbing" their lists.

ibaraki_gaijin · #8 12-04-2007, 07:01 PM

the best trick as done by my brother..
ask them to hold, place the phone on the piano and just noodle away for 20mins - slight variation on Scotte za's version but more fun..
hell if i was a telemarketer id enjoy the break and some live music!

CosmicDebris · #9 12-04-2007, 07:09 PM

When they call I tell them they caught me in the middle of masturbating and could they call back in three minutes. Few ever call back but for those who do I tell them I am having trouble finishing and could they talk to me and help. Never fails to get rid of them.

Distantshore · #10 12-04-2007, 08:53 PM

^^^ Nice.

michblanch · #11 12-04-2007, 09:28 PM

Great post. I laughed so hard a bugger shot out of my nose and landed on my dog. I tried to catch him to wipe it off, but my wife started petting him before I could, and I didnt tell her, cause I would have gotten griped at.

CosmicDebris · #12 12-04-2007, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Distantshore

^^^ Nice.

You would like what I do when the "come to our church" folks come a knocking on my door. FYI, I have nothing against religion but consider those who do such travels unwanted intrusions akin to telemarketers.

Most who do that are dudes. So if you act mega *** and hit on them or invite them in for a "massage" they politly thank you and walk away. Oh geez I love the looks on their faces.

scotte_za · #13 12-04-2007, 10:00 PM

lol im gonna try the piano trick next time

southpaw_lefty · #14 12-04-2007, 10:58 PM

Yeah this guy's good. I heard another one he did a while back where the telemarketer is selling headstones or caskets or something. Mabe acts all depressed and he tells the guy he's been thinking about suicide. The call ends with a gunshot and then silence.