Something I found pretty funny

apmaman · #1 01-08-2008, 08:55 PM

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

the age old way of telling how tough your are. Not how many push ups you can do, how many miles you can run, how many notes per second you can shred out but how many five year olds you can take in a fight.

I'll set the bar at my score of 32.

crevis · #2 01-08-2008, 09:22 PM

28

I'd want a tetinus shot first.

CosmicDebris · #3 01-08-2008, 09:49 PM

30 but more depending on how much I drink

**elcid** · #4 01-08-2008, 10:01 PM

I tried that before, the results were way off.

shredmaster · #5 01-09-2008, 01:41 AM

i got 18. that seems a little low

Distantshore · #6 01-09-2008, 06:45 AM

I only had 19. It was pretty damn funny though!

bammbamm · #7 01-09-2008, 08:40 AM

I'm with 'Cid, too many inaccuracies to be right.
My son is 4 and he's in Tae Kwon Do, he can be a vicious lil guy, if a % of them have had any formal training, that is a factor. Many times, you can use one as a shield or as leverage against the others. Also, 1 lobbed 5 Y.O. can be effectively thrown to slow down or take out up to 5 others at once. Just so many variables...

Beyond that, once you win... well... what do you have left?
A room full of crying 5 year olds.
Who looks like the bad guy here?

the_hero_next_door · #8 01-09-2008, 09:02 AM

haha, 32!!!! WOO!

got to go now, it's lunchtime at the primary school haha

Davey · #9 01-09-2008, 09:28 AM

25?!

I could take hundreds at once just by saying the words "Santa doesn't exist."

Batchimp RG · #10 01-09-2008, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibanez249

25?!

I could take hundreds at once just by saying the words "Santa doesn't exist."

Eggy · #11 01-09-2008, 09:50 AM

33, WooHoo !!!!

Send em' back to hell in a half sized casket !

\m/

I'm a nice guy realy I just answered the questions as If the children were some sort of undead zombies, y'know a me or them situation.

Eggy · #12 01-09-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bammbamm

I'm with 'Cid, too many inaccuracies to be right.
My son is 4 and he's in Tae Kwon Do, he can be a vicious lil guy, if a % of them have had any formal training, that is a factor. Many times, you can use one as a shield or as leverage against the others. Also, 1 lobbed 5 Y.O. can be effectively thrown to slow down or take out up to 5 others at once. Just so many variables...

Beyond that, once you win... well... what do you have left?
A room full of crying 5 year olds.
Who looks like the bad guy here?

Also I reckon that if you pinned one on the ground with your foot you wouldn't actualy have to yank that hard on his arm to get it to come right off. Surely that'd make some of the others pause for that vital second to give you the advantage.

No honestly, I realy am a super nice chap

jemplayer55 · #13 01-09-2008, 10:13 AM

What??? I answer all these questions and just get some arbitrary number? This sucks..... where's the interactive part where I see some blood flow?

Guess Ill have to go watch some CNN news clips for that....

ScottB · #14 01-09-2008, 10:26 AM

I could whip 29 of 'em!

That number would triple if I were allowed to use my Gene Simmons Battle Axe Bass as a weapon.

HeavyMetal4Ever · #15 01-09-2008, 12:21 PM

I got 31, but I reckon I could probably take a couple more.

It doesn't ask about curb stomps or using a kid as a baseball bat, and they are both crucial tactics when beating up large groups of small children... i'd imagine.

Stomp, kick and punch on!