The blues?

[FloridaNative]

I've seen all kinds of threads in the Off topic section about what to do about headaches or exercise recommendations and the awesome community here always jumps in and offers support and advice.

My question, is what do you all do when you've got the blues and how do you make yourself feel better? Thanks to all who reply.

[jemplayer55]

Pick up a guitar.....

[elcid]

or sleep

[jemplayer55]

^^^^ with a stranger

[elcid]

Yeah FN
I know a fat guy in the Chicago area that will provide his services

[jemplayer55]

Cid.... I don't think we're giving her the kinda advise she's lookin for! Hey..... "FloridaNative" is a female, right?

[Reaper]

In order
1 firearms
2 hookers
3 coke

rinse and repeat. If problem is not corrected after three cycles, add midgets.

[FloridaNative]

LOL You guys are great! Really great! You're always good for a smile. Ay, I was playing my guitar earlier and toying around with this melody I've been playing with for the past few weeks, but the song is so damn depressing that it makes me feel worse! lol It's like that scene in Spinal Tap where Nigel talks about the minor chords that make people weep instantly! lol

Cid, I'm flattered really that you would ahem "offer your services", but I know a 6'3 Dominican in the Miami area that would kick my @ss if I went anywhere near Chicago! I don't think your imaginary wife would take too kindly to it either.

Any other suggestions?

[FloridaNative]

Originally Posted by Reaper

In order
1 firearms
2 hookers
3 coke

rinse and repeat. If problem is not corrected after three cycles, add midgets.

LMAO!! Hmmm I don't think this advice is for me. Thanks though! lol

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by FloridaNative

LOL You guys are great! Really great! You're always good for a smile. Ay, I was playing my guitar earlier and toying around with this melody I've been playing with for the past few weeks, but the song is so damn depressing that it makes me feel worse! lol It's like that scene in Spinal Tap where Nigel talks about the minor chords that make people weep instantly! lol

These aren't the suggestions for you, yet you're bringing in a scene where the main title of the music was Lick my Love Pump? Pardon the irony (and humor at your expense, lol)...

[FloridaNative]

Originally Posted by Reaper

These aren't the suggestions for you, yet you're bringing in a scene where the main title of the music was Lick my Love Pump? Pardon the irony (and humor at your expense, lol)...

Hahahahahaha You're absolutely right! I didn't even think about that part! lol Ummmm these amps go up to 11! lol

[elcid]

Originally Posted by FloridaNative

Cid, I'm flattered really that you would ahem "offer your services", but I know a 6'3 Dominican in the Miami area that would kick my @ss if I went anywhere near Chicago! I don't think your imaginary wife would take too kindly to it either.

The problem with a 6'3" Dominican is when you knock him out in the dining room, his head usually ends up on the kitchen floor.

[FloridaNative]

Originally Posted by elcid

The problem with a 6'3" Dominican is when you knock him out in the dining room, his head usually ends up on the kitchen floor.

LOL It sounds like you have experience with this, Cid. You've offered your services before I see.

[elcid]

Im here to please.

[dex]

Originally Posted by Reaper

In order
1 firearms
2 hookers
3 coke

rinse and repeat. If problem is not corrected after three cycles, add midgets.

This had me laughing so loud my girlfriend got out of bed and came downstairs to see what I'm laughing about.