The Unwritten Rules of Jemsite...

[prydogga]

Never give a custom built 'jem' a 4x2 3x3 or non Ibanez styled headstock, you'll scare little children.

[nickcoumbe]

Originally Posted by sick-boy

Here's a rule:

Also, if their are any females posting regularly, everyone should go out of their way to be as flirtatious with them as possible. To the point that it becomes disgustingly obvious.

Dude, that applies to the whole internet and life in general. You can't claim that for jemsite.

[sick-boy]

Originally Posted by nickcoumbe

Dude, that applies to the whole internet and life in general. You can't claim that for jemsite.

Hey, I'm just making sure everyone here is clear about it...

In case they are new to the internet as well.

[Dino]

Threads should be trolled daily by guys who don't own Jems and don't like Ibanez.

Always post in a NGD thread how much that guitar they just bought sucks and how they should have ponied up for something else, maybe a real guitar.

Don't mention Zachary guitars. (No, Really)

[prydogga]

Originally Posted by Dino

Threads should be trolled daily by guys who don't own Jems and don't like Ibanez.

Always post in a NGD thread how much that guitar they just bought sucks and how they should have ponied up for something else, maybe a real guitar.

Don't mention Zachary guitars. (No, Really)

Or I just tried "" "" and hated it, the new "" "" looks and sounds crap and finally I finally bought a "" "" and I'm selling it without giving it a chance...

[sick-boy]

Originally Posted by Dino

Don't mention Zachary guitars. (No, Really)

Umm, I agree. This should be an actual rule.

[Hikey Mikey]

Zachary? Never heard of them. What are Zachary guitars?

[Dino]

Originally Posted by Hikey Mikey

Zachary? Never heard of them. What are Zachary guitars?

http://www.zacharyguitars.com/ZachPerspective.htm

[jim777]

Originally Posted by Hikey Mikey

Zachary? Never heard of them. What are Zachary guitars?

Troll the Zachary guys (or maybe just 'guy' at this point) whenever the space between NAMMs feels insufferably long.

[GilkyBear]

Everything you know about trolling is wrong

[skins345669]

Originally Posted by Dino

Don't mention Zachary guitars. (No, Really)

I was intrigued by that and went onto the website. Good lord, that guy is a F***ING idiot!

[Dino]

Originally Posted by skins345669

I was intrigued by that and went onto the website. Good lord, that guy is a F***ING idiot!

Yeah, I actually have a history with him and own a couple of his guitars. The guitars are the best, but dealing with the issues and expectations proved beyond even my charm and abilities.

See? We are already breaking the unwritten rule.

[skins345669]

Originally Posted by Dino

Yeah, I actually have a history with him and own a couple of his guitars. The guitars are the best, but dealing with the issues and expectations proved beyond even my charm and abilities.

See? We are already breaking the unwritten rule.

Are they really THAT good?

I want one with a full floating trem

*sorry for breaking the rule*

[sick-boy]

We should stop this talk before yet another thread gets closed. I'm telling you guys, this is how it all starts...

[skins345669]

Okay, another unwritten rule:

Even in the best threads, you will struggle to stay on topic!