What's everyone do for a living? - Page 13

FloridaNative · #**181** 08-08-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by andy7jem

It's becoming a sad sad world where heterosexuality is looked upon so negatively

Another lesbian turned you down, huh?

andy7jem · #**182** 08-08-2007, 03:56 PM

Not this week

Besides.....i do conversions for free

Aaron_Jem_FP · #**183** 08-08-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by andy7jem

Not this week

Besides.....i do conversions for free

WHOA!!!

FloridaNative · #**184** 08-08-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by andy7jem

Not this week

Besides.....i do conversions for free

If it wasn't a lady, then are you saying it was a man? Ummm, I don't know how to tell you this Andy but, that's not called heterosexuality. Whatever he told you, he was lying sweetheart. hehehe

Batchimp RG · #**185** 08-08-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by andy7jem

Not this week

Besides.....i do conversions for free

*spits out coffee* classic

Aaron_Jem_FP · #**186** 08-08-2007, 04:07 PM

warped minds of the world in here...

Batchimp RG · #**187** 08-08-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by FloridaNative

If it wasn't a lady, then are you saying it was a man? Ummm, I don't know how to tell you this Andy but, that's not called heterosexuality. Whatever he told you, he was lying sweetheart. hehehe

HA HA where's the popcorn....

andy7jem · #**188** 08-08-2007, 04:17 PM

I merely meant i have had a quiet week

I have been to Amsterdam many a time and trust me.........i stay well away from ladies with large packages

FloridaNative · #**189** 08-08-2007, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by andy7jem

I merely meant i have had a quiet week

I have been to Amsterdam many a time and trust me.........i stay well away from ladies with large packages

Right!

andy7jem · #**190** 08-08-2007, 04:22 PM

It's always funny when women try to give it the "we're lesbians" routine!! One night a friend and i went into a take-away bar after many beers and spoke to a couple of girls, whose immediate reaction was "we're lesbians". Straight away i said "can we watch" so one said "no...we don't watch you having a w*nk". When i said "you can if you want" they ran out of smart ar$e replies

FloridaNative · #**191** 08-08-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by andy7jem

It's always funny when women try to give it the "we're lesbians" routine!! One night a friend and i went into a take-away bar after many beers and spoke to a couple of girls, whose immediate reaction was "we're lesbians". Straight away i said "can we watch" so one said "no...we don't watch you having a w*nk". When i said "you can if you want" they ran out of smart ar$e replies

You sound like you have a lot of experience with this, Andy.

Hmmm, I never thought of saying I was a lesbian. I always say I don't speak English.

Aaron_Jem_FP · #**192** 08-08-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by andy7jem

It's always funny when women try to give it the "we're lesbians" routine!! One night a friend and i went into a take-away bar after many beers and spoke to a couple of girls, whose immediate reaction was "we're lesbians". Straight away i said "can we watch" so one said "no...we don't watch you having a w*nk". When i said "you can if you want" they ran out of smart ar$e replies

Had a similar thing happen in a land far-far away once. They said "sure!!!" after we asked the question. Take 10 drunk army guys and we were almost up for anything, no pun intened. I won't give the gory details but they lived up to one of my 3 rules of women. #1, can't have less hair on the head than me. #2, can't wear bigger pants than me. #3 and this is the most important, they can't have a bigger d*ck then me. Yes, low standards i know, but try and imagine what rule one of these chicks (so we thought) broke...

FloridaNative · #**193** 08-08-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaron_Jem_FP

Had a similar thing happen in a land far-far away once. They said "sure!!!" after we asked the question. Take 10 drunk army guys and we were almost up for anything, no pun intened. I won't give the gory details but they lived up to one of my 3 rules of women. #1, can't have less hair on the head than me. #2, can't wear bigger pants than me. #3 and this is the most important, they can't have a bigger d*ck then me. Yes, low standards i know, but try and imagine what rule one of these chicks (so we thought) broke...

Ummmmm #2 perhaps?? I don't know, I just can't guess.

hehe

Batchimp RG · #**194** 08-08-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaron_Jem_FP

Had a similar thing happen in a land far-far away once. They said "sure!!!" after we asked the question. Take 10 drunk army guys and we were almost up for anything, no pun intened. I won't give the gory details but they lived up to one of my 3 rules of women. #1, can't have less hair on the head than me. #2, can't wear bigger pants than me. #3 and this is the most important, they can't have a bigger d*ck then me. Yes, low standards i know, but try and imagine what rule one of these chicks (so we thought) broke...

Good man...took one for the team.