This is a GREAT necrobump!
While I love pizza (Chicago style! Fu*k that New York crap
), my vote has to go to the worst, most unhealthy, greasy, fatty piece of heart attack to ever be assembled. . . . . .
Get a McDouble and a McChicken at McDonald's. Then split the McDouble in half between the two beef patties and put the McChicken inside. Bun and all. Then order "The biggest fu*king fries and drink available" and feast.
I've been a bit too drunk and a bit too broke with my friends on many occasions and this fills that hole in your stomach that the booze creates. All for $5.86