Female viagra = guitar solo :O

[the_hero_next_door]

can u infact get a woman in the mood with a 20 minute extreme blues-rock 70's style groovy extended guitar solo?!

and by woman, i of course mean ashlee simpson :P

[SeanB]

Wheres the poll then :P

[CosmicDebris]

All you need is a rufie.

[HeavyMetal4Ever]

She left John 5, and he's a smokin' player, so you have your work cut out for you impressing her with your skills.

Rock on!

[the_hero_next_door]

Yeah sorry about that sean B, for everyones information, i am infact a forum noob, thanks

mind telling me how to insert a poll?!

[the_hero_next_door]

also, i'm not an experienced rapist, or even a beginner, but i am assuming a "rufie" is a date rape drug right?

FUNK THAT!

any woman that can resist the first few bars of stairway to heaven aint my type, u dig?

[jemplayer55]

Originally Posted by the_hero_next_door

i am infact a forum noob, thanks

mind telling me how to insert a poll?!

No way..... what do ya think gave it away? Oh and when all else fails, read the directions! NOOB!

[the_hero_next_door]

Originally Posted by jemplayer55

read the directions! NOOB!

wow, that helped a lot, u truly are a god amongst men

[jemplayer55]

Man what's with all the 70's references? "groovy", "u dig"...... You're either lost in a time warp or you've been watching too many Austin Powers movie re-runs! And It's "groovy babe" not just "groovy"!

[the_hero_next_door]

haha, i talk lyk that for the simple reason that nobody else does

it's just me!

And by any stretch of the imagination u are NOT witty

but nice try

[jemplayer55]

Originally Posted by the_hero_next_door

And by any stretch of the imagination u are NOT witty

but nice try

Thanks for the enlightenment..... hero!

[the_hero_next_door]

Originally Posted by jemplayer55

Thanks for the enlightenment..... hero!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A LIGHTHEARTED THREAD SIMPLY FOR THE GIGGLES!

WHY DID U HAVE TO GO RUIN THAT!?

[jemplayer55]

I see you've at least learned to edit your posts quickly..... but you may want to try out "spell check" too!

[the_hero_next_door]

Originally Posted by jemplayer55

I see you've at least learned to edit your posts quickly..... but you may want to try out "spell check" too!

PLZ, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!

[jemplayer55]

Originally Posted by the_hero_next_door

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A LIGHTHEARTED THREAD SIMPLY FOR THE GIGGLES!

WHY DID U HAVE TO GO RUIN THAT!?

Now I feel all bad..... you're still not smiling? Too bad! BTW.... no need to SCREAM either noob!