And they say Malmsteen isn't grumpy...

Chud · #1 12-04-2005, 08:10 AM

Sorry in advance if this counts as advertising from ****, it's not my guitar, i just found this so funny i had to post it. Delete the post if you want.

This is an auction for a JEM which was signed at G3 by Billy Sheehan, Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen. Apparently, when the guy got Malmsteen to sign it he was in a bad mood.

The result being the guitar now has three signatures on it. A nice Steve Vai, a Billy Sheehan one and...
Malmsteen being himself decided that he should take his bad mood out on the poor Ibanez by writting:

"YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, 2003, PLAY FENDER!"

I just couldn't stop laughing when i was looking at this, so here it is for all you guys:

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Adagio_777 · #2 12-04-2005, 08:38 AM

He has signed loads of Ibanez's with "Play Fender", nothing new really.

Chud · #3 12-04-2005, 08:43 AM

Ah, i never knew that

This is the first time i've seen it, i found it hilarious

Texter · #4 12-04-2005, 08:46 AM

Yeah it's pretty funny...you've got to admit that. But it's still sad lol...

fettouhi · #5 12-04-2005, 08:47 AM

3k$ BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Regards

André

ChopTart · #6 12-04-2005, 10:12 AM

what a role model....

you wouldnt see steve do that to a strat

mi2tom · #7 12-04-2005, 10:39 AM

Hahaha that's cool... But he's always kinda grumpy

**jim777** · #8 12-04-2005, 11:45 AM

If you stick a non-Fender in front of Yngwie, that's what you get

JJEMMER777 · #9 12-04-2005, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim777

If you stick a non-Fender in front of Yngwie, that's what you get

2 a T

King Knall · #10 12-04-2005, 12:09 PM

But if you show a regular Strat, my guess is he'll say "buy MY signature Strat!"

Yngwie's antics have yet to bore me.

rickcard71 · #11 12-04-2005, 12:46 PM

When I saw that it angered me about this guy! Too many stories like that with him. If it was my guitar I may have punched him or at least said something! He is a total *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know if I dislike him or his music more!

King Knall · #12 12-04-2005, 12:57 PM

If you do punch him, he'll say "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I AM YNGWIE FOOKIN' MALMSTEEN!!" and security will be all over you in a matter of seconds.

You would have my undying gratitude though.

Davey · #13 12-04-2005, 01:55 PM

What a butthole.

Didn't he kick off with an air stewardess or something and say he was going to "Unleash the fury" on her or something?

The thought of some fat, old, man in spandex trying to unleash anything remotely furious is laughable in itself.

King Knall · #14 12-04-2005, 02:27 PM

Fat Old Man+spandex= *shivers*

nienturi · #15 12-04-2005, 04:12 PM

He did it before to someone else, either.

One of the bset ones is from Turkey

A guy who has a pretty cheap washburn got his guitar to Yngwie. Yngwie took a look at it and drew a squire with permanent pen on middle pickup, and drew an arrow from it and wrote "Wrong"

Guy was telling me "i know it is wrong on my poor wash. but it was all i could buy

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