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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 04-21-2007, 11:01 AM Thread Starter
 
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FS: MINT Condition JEM 7VWH (joke)

I've got a MINT condition JEM7VWH for sale. She's in MINT condition...with the exception of a few chunks of wood missing from the body, the fretboard is missing, I decided I didn't want you to have the Evolutions so I replaced them with the stock pickups that came with my B.C. Rich Warlock, I replaced the Lo Pro with a stock 1988 Fender Squier tremolo because I felt it had better tone.

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This guitar retails fr $2399, but I need to sell it quick so its yours for $2299 WITH the case (the case that came with my Fender Squier)!!!!! Shipping will be a flat $200. If you buy this, then Mike Varney will give you a record deal and Adriana Lima will become your love slave.

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If no one picks her up here then she's going to the Bay where I will list it for $1000 less than how much I'm selling it here because the random zero rated 'Bayer is worth so much more to me than you mashugganahs.

Thank you.
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I'll take the girl for $100...
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Dude, I am ready to buy now, but I only have $2000. Can you give me a deal?
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i will buy it just because the girl...... lol
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Seriously. she is dead gorgeous. But why is she spraying that perfume into her mouth? I can give her some breath of fresh air in no time.

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But why is she spraying that perfume into her mouth? .
Oh...that's because I just left her pad
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Where did you leave it?
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LOL, dunno if you guys know this but...Adriana Lima is a devout Catholic and, hence, a VIRGIN. I can't believe Lenny Kravitz didn't shoot himself...actually, on second thought, he probably did every night in the bathroom haha.
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LOL, dunno if you guys know this but...Adriana Lima is a devout Catholic and, hence, a VIRGIN. I can't believe Lenny Kravitz didn't shoot himself...actually, on second thought, he probably did every night in the bathroom haha.
Now, how come you know so much about her? any chance you have her phone number?
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She ain't no virgin...........trust me
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She ain't no virgin...........trust me



Hey B.S. - trust me too....she AINT NO VIRGIN
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^^ So that was you she said she had to see later then??
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Hey B.S. - trust me too....she AINT NO VIRGIN
Not to diverge too much from the topic this forum (feel free to move it to Off-topic if necessary) BUUUUT...

http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_4255

"Are you a one-guy woman?

Of course! Iím a Catholic.

Look, Iím Catholic, too, but thereís a lot of things about the church that make it hard to date within its rules, donít you think?

Like what?

Birth control, premarital sexÖ

Well, you know, sex is just for after marriage.

Say what?

Sex is for after marriage.

Are you saying youíre not going to have sex before marriage?

Exactly.

You mean youíve never had sex?

Thatís why I have to say.

You sure about this?

Yes.

How do men respond to the fact that you plan to, you know, wait?

I donít care. They have to respect that this is my choice. If thereís no respect, that means they donít want me."
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Dude.....she's quite obviously LYING!!!!!
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I went to Catholic school, against my will, growing up until senior year of high school. I saw a lot of girls get pregnant in high school. You could be expelled for getting pregnant, according to school policies, which I never agreed with. And no, I was not one of them!!! I know some smart arse is going to ask.

Girls would go away to visit an aunt for 9 months and come back. This sort of thing happened a lot.
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