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Old 02-02-2007, 01:41 PM
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the orkut is funny :) - RG 550/jem related


I'm an avid orkut user, and I try to help serveral communities on Ibanez related topics, today I opend the gates of hell with a dude...

Look what this guy posted :

[quote from orkut]
Ibanez guitar for sale...Signed By Joe Satriani !
Hey there i got an Ibanez RG 550 for Sale. It has been upgraded to an Ibanez Jem Specification. It has the same neck as JEM but its made of mapel and without the tree of line inlay. That was a personal preference because i hated that look. ALso the pickups have been changed to those found in Steve Vai's guitar. Its got Dimarzio evolution in neck and Bridge. The bridge is the best bridge in all the land ...Lol the original Ibanez Edge lo-pro as used in high end ibanez guitars.
This Guitar Has been Hand Signed by Joe Satriani himself. Satriani played in my town and i had the backstage passes to meet him. I took a few of my stuff to get signed incliuding this guitar. The guitar has been signed in permanent gold ink and it will never come off. Picture of the guitar can be seen here

http://entertainment.webshots.com/ph...93292188mJYoRy
http://entertainment.webshots.com/ph...93292188MINDsD
http://entertainment.webshots.com/ph...93292188gKcZMj
http://entertainment.webshots.com/ph...93292188idIuVv

The guitar comes with all the extra and a Hard case. There is no set asking price for it. I will give give this guitar to the person with the highest offer. Please be considerate because this guitar is worth a lot!
[end of quote]



Then I placed a bid of 1.19, since he stated it was an auction, the dude replied he had an offer of US$ 600, and I politely replied "600 on RG 550...go for it" then a trainwreck of messages from the guy showed up

he claimed that the neck was a jem neck, so I told him:

"dude, that neck is a RG neck, there's no such thing as Jem neck in maple with dots. I'm not saying your guitar ain't worth the price you're asking, the pickups are really great, but overall it's a still a frigging RG series."

then he posted saying he sold the RG 550 for US$ 1200, I told him he was lucky for selling a RG 550 with a fake neck (he said it was built by a luthier in UK, but he slapped a Ibanez logo on the headstock) and I said:

"lucky you that sold a RG with a fake neck (yep, fake since it's not made by ibanez, f.u.ck whoever built it - if it bears an ibanez logo on it and it was not made by ibanez it's a fake one) Next time try not to scam people around."

after that "fake neck" remark he proceed to call me names, just for the fact I was trying to warn the community users.

even thou he insulted me and said that I didn't have any knowledge on guitars and gear, I invited him to check my orkut profile, where he could check pics of parts of my gear, then he mocked me and said my gear was s.h.i.t. (wtf ? 7 guitars, 3 ibz, Mesa boogie Triaxis, 4x12 marshall cabinet, and lots more = sh.it. ?) he said that he had gear that only in my dreams I could have, he claimed he have a Chromeboy and a 54 Fender Strat...then after 5 minutes of checking that dude over the orkut I found that the dude's gear consisted of : A js1200, a small marshall combo(prob a 30 watt), a cheapo SG copy and a Zoom pedalboard.

if you have orkut you can check the loser : http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?ui...68823184947209

and here's the original thread:
http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?c...376175&start=1


He still insulted me a couple of times and then I lost my grip
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:37 PM
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Re: the orkut is funny :) - RG 550/jem related


Hey Giba, funny stuff.
Orkut goodies crack me out! LOL
Just look at the js1200 that moron argues to own:


It's obviously a picture stolen from evilbay auction, due to typical minicamera watermark!!!

This guy is right on one thing he 'argues': your rig is crap.
Don't worth a laugh and the triaxis is the worst pre amp ever built.
Sell it to me, i'll pay top dollar $$$$, maybe around 1.19 you offered to him


Giba's rig:

I'll take this crap, if you dont mind sending you the 1.19 via Paypal, LOL!!!
hahahahahahahaaaaa...

Seriosly: forget about the looser, Giba!
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:55 AM
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Re: the orkut is funny :) - RG 550/jem related


ibzbr u from Brazil? Come to UK & as Prodigy say SMACK THE B.I.T.C.H up hehehe he sounds like a right flake.

I wish i had ur collection of guitars bro.
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Old 02-03-2007, 10:08 AM
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Re: the orkut is funny :) - RG 550/jem related


Tuba,

the kid made me laugh so hard for a few moments during the day. He's probably a 15-year old kid living in the basement in front of computer with a dial up connection ahehhaha, and since I confronted his ideas he is really pi.ssed off hahehhae

and about the 1.19 bid on my gear, i have a reserve price (ok I'll disclosure it now - i set it at 1.325) - i'll gladly accept coins :-D


Shotgun,

yeah, I live in Brazil bro - the land of sun and beach, pelé, coffee, beautiful women, overpriced gear, and corrupt politicians ahahahah

that kiddo must have sniffed his used diapers for far too long. Maybe some cientists should study his brain to check the side-effects hahahahah
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Old 02-03-2007, 11:58 AM
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Re: the orkut is funny :) - RG 550/jem related


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Originally Posted by ibzbr View Post
Tuba,
and about the 1.19 bid on my gear, i have a reserve price (ok I'll disclosure it now - i set it at 1.325) - i'll gladly accept coins :-D
I'm ready to send you more than you've expected for your gear:
my $2,00$ hard earned dollars!!! hahahaha.

Out,
Tubarão
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Old 02-03-2007, 01:42 PM
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Re: the orkut is funny :) - RG 550/jem related


He sold it for 1200????

Regards

André
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:56 PM
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Re: the orkut is funny :) - RG 550/jem related


he claims he sold it for 1200, but we don't believe it
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