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Old 04-12-2006, 03:11 PM
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GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

And possibly a fractured ass too! Because, dun dun dun DUN DUN dun DUN!

OMG SE IS BOCKS!:::



What could be in this box?

I can't wait, lets crack it open and find out:



OMG, Ibanez case?

What could be in it?

I can't wait, lets crack it open and find out:



AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

NOOOO!!! DISASTER STRIKES!?!?!

Japanese guitar gremlins have eaten everything!?!!?















Or have they?






AH-HAHAHA! Suckers!

But what could it be?

It could be an Ibanez J Custom RG8270FBX!




Sweet!

Just look at the inlay:



And there you don't have it folks, because I have it and you don't and it's utter secks, possibly the best guitar in the world, and you don't got it, 'cos I got it, and they're not even making them any more so it's rare as ****, but fret not because I have it! Hahah!

Here's the details:

5 piece Wizard maple/walnut neck
18mm 1st fret - 20mm 12th fret
430mm Radius rosewood fretboard
Abalone and mirror J Custom vine inlay
Rosewood headstock overlay
43mm nut width
Jumbo frets finished to the highest standard
Mahogany body with 4mm flame maple top
Edge Pro trem
Direct mount p/u's
Dimarzio Air Norton neck p/u
Dimarzio Blue Velvet mid p/u
Dimarzio Tone Zone bridge p/u
Cosmo hardware

But what does all that mean? It means sex in guitar form, is what it means! Bwahahah!
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:14 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

Funny stuff, enjoy!
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:18 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

Mine's got an ebony board. So there.

Now go get a better digital camera. yours sucks.

~K
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:20 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

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Now go get a better digital camera. yours sucks.
You honestly think I can afford one after buying that baby?!?!
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:20 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

Congrats and welcome to the J-Custom club bro!

I was thinking of picking up one of those 8270's in BX as well but decided against it since I already have two 8670's. If having one 8270 means sex in guitar form, I must be in orgy world with all mine. J-Customs are hot and you know it..
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:27 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

beautiful man congrats
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:28 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

Thanks guys, and damn right, J Customs are hot!
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:18 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

Congratz man!!! That square puppet , why does he look so familiar???

Regards

André
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:21 PM
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That square puppet , why does he look so familiar???
Why that's the Domokun. Bizarre little oddity from Japan, that seems to have a cult following, and used in many "Funny" pictures, as such:

*SNIP*
Last edited by Karl Hungus; 04-13-2006 at 11:05 AM.
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Old 04-12-2006, 04:22 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

nice!
and what do you mean they don't make these anymore?
I thought the blood line went on with a small spec change with 8470.
there's no way ibanez'd discontinue this RG+vine+flame format.
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:19 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

They just killed the RG8270 and reintroduced it as an RG8670 with a rosewood board.
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Old 04-12-2006, 07:23 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

Congratz man....Take care of your baby and treat her with much tender loving care. Have you ever thought of doing a standup comedy?
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Old 04-12-2006, 07:54 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

OW, My face hurts.
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:57 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

course they make them they just change the name make the headstock match and charge a bit more , its new honest

ps take better opics you cant see the flame




i think i stole your guitar and have a ransom on it pay or i chop it up and keep warm this winter...
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:02 PM
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Re: GENTLEMEN! Prepare your faces to be fractured by awesomeness!

Nice score, man.
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