O NOT AGAIN!

[Rocker1]

My guitar is broken, for a second time, and wats worse it that i had a performace of stairway to heaven today, but i did get to use an SG
Its the pickups, Ibanez and PMT, this is not good enough. PMT its ure fault cos when u re-wired it u didnt tighten the hex screw enough and a cable has come loose

[dannymills]

omg dat is wel bd lol

[elcid]

Babblefish wont translate this will it?

[Martyr Machine]

That's no big problem. Here's what you do to fix it: U t3ke teh g76s lol 869 screwdriver uyng l337 dirty sanchez?!?!1 wut? lol 36!

Should fix it right up.

As the great prophet Samuel L. Jackson once said... "English, mother****er! Do you speak it?"

[TheOrangeChannel]

Wow Martyr that's funny....hahaha.

But I digress, who is PMT, and why would a hex bolt have anything to do with a wire coming lose? Sounds like somebody needs to learn how to work with a soldering iron better...

[elcid]

Good work Martyr
that reminds me of this picture I made
Feel free to distribute it

[CosmicDebris]

olyHay uckingFay itShay atmanBay! atWhay ethay uckfay areway eway onna*** oday ownay atthay ethay od*** amnday MTPay uckedfay upway?

[dannymills]

My above post was parodical.

[mike80sguy]

no it was 90% dutch, thats what is was

[Brosa]

Originally Posted by mike80sguy

no it was 90% dutch, thats what is was

+1

Cheers, Sam

[elcid]

I know once before we established that:

1)wats were a measurement of electrical power. With one horsepower being equal to 745.7 watts

2)ure Im lost at this one, maybe a misspelling of "ore" which has 2 definitions,
neither of which fit this sentence

ore:
1 : a naturally occurring mineral containing a valuable constituent (as metal) for which it is mined and worked
2 : a source from which valuable matter is extracted. neither of which fit this sentence
I suppose it could be "use" but that wouldnt make sense either.

Finally
3)cos = cosine - a trigonometric function that for an acute angle is the ratio between the leg adjacent to the angle when it is considered part of a right triangle and the hypotenuse

even after defining those words this doesnt make much sense.

The thing about the hex screw doesnt makey kind of sense either.

[Eggy]

What's worse is his profile says he's 36.

[Darin]

Originally Posted by elcid

Babblefish wont translate this will it?

haha

[Nordhauser]

not stairway.

[markg5150]

Originally Posted by Nordhauser

not stairway.

Denied !!!!

By the way - PMT is a chain of music shops here in the UK. But I still don't understand what's wrong with the guitar