its the answer to solve all guitarists questions!!
you hear a guy who really, REALLY sucks at guitar... you go up to him after his show or whatever and tell him "man, you really sucked!!"
he'll be like...
"uhh... umm... check out this guitar!! its from 1959!! its the same one jimmy page
oooohhhh wooooww... i'm impressed!
heheh i actually know players like that:
"man, you suck!"
"but at least i got a gibson!! what do you have?"
"a squier strat
"hah! and you call youself a guitarist!!"
"yeah, but check this out"
*fast, clean soloing all over the neck*
"*silence*... man! your guitar sucks! look i got a $5000 gibson! its *VINTAGE*"
lol i had to deal with that for a very, very long time, so i am well versed in the ways of trash-playing vintage-snob wannabe guitarist.
(and no, i am not one! lol)