The Ibanez EP7 Euphoria
This guitar is obviously, as well as expectantly brilliant. Consider your self honored if you are among the blessed
to have touched this divine combination of ibanez's uncomprable craftsmanship, and
Steve Vai's unquestionable genius.
The hypnotic and spiritually orgasmic experience that resonates from this musical anomaly can only be described as
tones that are unmatch even by the abhorrent existance that is pop culture. You long to caress the feminine and
volumptuos curves of the almost carnal bodice that lies erotically under a sensuous quilt of exotic silky green that
leaves you in a state of surealism, rivaled only by an insatiable lust or "Aching Hunger" that resides in the deepest
and innermost sanctum of a musicians mind and soul. As you reach to the exquisite mystery that is the tree of life, you
will be led down the freted path of dogmatic musical enlightenment. The monetary exchange of our petty materialistic
needs is unparalelled by the spiritual anguish one retains without the emotional release and subconscious unity of body
and mind that this provides.The mundane nuisances that plague the everyday world will abolish as if you were to ascend
beyond the enigmatic heavens and into an eternal nirvana that eminates forth from the depths of the golden rosette.
-Kelmera Crowndearennor
