A silly musical joke

[jim777]

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

[BLAKK:JAKK]

I don't know nothing about music theory...lol

[King Knall]

lol, good one Jim.

Got any more?

[BLAKK:JAKK]

can somebody explain all those theorical names??(Diminished, and flat etc etc etc etc....)

this would be a good oportunity to learn some theory stuff...

BLAKK:JAKK

[jim777]

Nope, that's it for today

[C.Thep]

What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?


-A Flat Major


What do you get when you drop a Jem on a coal digging site?

-A Flat Minor

(I don't know why I put Jem)

[OLIE_ROCKS_THE_80'S]

Originally Posted by jim777

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

Now this is a good way to "Harmonize" a joke lol!!!

[mi2tom]

good one jim

[elcid]

didnt we do a big thread about music jokes a couple months back? I forget if it was here or another guitar forum.

[spkenn5]

lol i dunn seem to completely get it but i get the point good stuff man!

[rgr]

What a total music geek joke, yeah, I snickered...

Originally Posted by BLAKK:JAKK

can somebody explain all those theorical names??(Diminished, and flat etc etc etc etc....)

this would be a good oportunity to learn some theory stuff...

BLAKK:JAKK

C E G = C Major Triad
C Eb G = C Minor Triad
A = Relative Minor of C
B = Major 7th of C
Bb = Minor 7th of C

That's a start but doesn't really explain it, there are lots of sites out there to actually explain these, try www.ibreathemusic.com for a start, you can also look up Codas and such.

[Rgt_Lover]

Lol surprised I got most of that, but that was good!