The following is on the letters page of the latest Guitarist Magazine from a guy called Pete from Oxford.
i thought i'd post it here for those of you who cant get the mag
ALL MUSIC AND LIFE EXPLAINED
Rock - Music by guys trying to get women
Blues - Music by guys who lost their women
Jazz - Music by guys too cool for women
Classical - Music by guys who aren't interested in women
Folk - Music by guys with more women than limbs
Cajun - Music by guys trying to get horses
Metal - Music by guys dressed as women
Death Metal - Music by guys who want to kill all the women
