Well, Another year.. Another great Jemfest! Here's my mini-review and jemfestalogue....
I was up at the crack of dawn for this fest - 4am. I live in Manchester and London is a good 3 hour train ride away. Travelling down to London on the train used to be a thing of great pain - no more! Superfast 'Pendolino' trains, superb luxury appointments a shop a coffee bar... it's all much improved. The 'in-flight' entertainment was provided by Virgin Rail included Audioslave, Tenacious-D and Miles Davis. Eclectic!
My first howler of the day happened on the train. A smartly dressed lady gets on the train in Milton Keynes, walks down the carriage and sits just across from me, She turns to me and says - in a gentle Irish lilt -
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[Lady] Excuse me, which way is the train going?
[Me, Confused] Erm. To LONDON!
[Lady, looking out of the window] No, which way is it going?
[Me, Baffled] Ummm... Forwards!
[Lady, now assuming I'm stupid] NO! Which WAY IS THE TRAIN GOING?
[Me] I point at the front and say That way!
[Lady, Delighted] Oh grand, I can't stand travelling backwards.
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Anyway - into the venue at 9:30 am to get things set-up and rolling. Got off to a bad start as the security guy at the venue a) Couldn't speak English and b) wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. I had to climb over the security desk and rustle through the mound of papers that had been stuck on the wall behind him. Found an internal memo explaining to the security staff that a 'live music event' was booked for all day and that we'd require early morning access for set-up. So, with new-found confidence and authority I was in!
Got the guitar gallery area set-up and ready, plopped my lonesome PMC on its stand and set up one of the road-test zone workstations with a V-Amp and headphones. Had a little play and was ready for the day before 10:30 am! Bring on the ROCK!
First people to show where Alan Lennon and his band all the way from Ireland. Alan later opened the live performances with a great set and some electrifying playing. As they were very early we just sat about chatting about Jemfest, gigging and other rock smalltalk. Up comes my next Jemfest golden moment....
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[Band member#1] So, what part of the states are you from then?
[Me, puzzled] The states? Sorry..... I'm from Manchester!
[Band member#2] See! I F*ck*ng told you not to speak to ANYONE until we get back to Ireland!
<rest of band fall about laughing>
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Off they go to Denmark street for a browse around and then things start to unfold.
Paul Cornford brought a handful of interesting guitars for the gallery. A guitar donated to him from Paul Gilbert, Joe Satrianis warm-up guitar, A JS90th and a JemVWH/RG hybrid that was (I think) Jan Cyrkas and had been used by Steve/Joe and Paul in the past. Great stuff and just the ticket for the gallery. I was particularly pleased about the JS as a) We've never had a JS in the gallery at Jemfest before and b) It makes absolute sense to have one of Joes instruments as a debut entry! yay!
As well as his guitars Paul had a handfull of his excellent amps on show for Jemfest and I had a great opportunity to chat to him about plenty of interesting things.... Amp building, manufacturing standards, outsourcing, QC, customer demands, product development etc. etc. Through all of this what comes through particularly well is the calibre of the product and pride/passion employed in building them. Cornford generously donated the loan of a couple of MK50 heads / cabs for stage use as well. Exceptionally generous - thanks.
Bands and gear started arriving on-mass now and things started hotting up. More and more guitars arrived for the gallery. I took several gagillion photos of the whole thing so no-doubt some will appear online shortly.
Jerry Egerton of ibanezregister.com turned up with his DNA, a rare vinne moore guitar, the PAW
custom swirl and most impressive of all.....
JEMFEST CAKE!

Complete with whammy bar!
The Dimarzio stand went up (and seemed very popular throughout the day) and guitarpicksuk setup their display too.
The stage setup went together quickly, flags and all! The audience started appearing rapidly, before the first sound-check was complete and we're almost ready for the off. The gallery filled up quickly too - not quite as many as in previous years but still a great showing of interesting guitars.
Surprise of the day was one of the very new RG2820's factory fresh and still adorned with Hang-tags. Pablo McCrone had popped by Denmark st. on his way to Jemfest and GASsed. Splendid chap. Nice looking instrument, perfectly put together and with a superb neck / vine inlay. Heroic.
It's approaching 3pm and it's time for the off.... Alan Lennon and band gave us a great melodic opening number and then just turned up the heat. Stefan Lindholm joined them onstage for a ripping blues improv and the tempo for the whole afternoon session was set.
During the rest of the performances that day I was busy leaping from gallery to T-Shirt sales to doorman to raffle ticket vendor so I was spread a little bit thin but having huge fun at the same time.
Afternoon highlights for me where....
- Balducci 'warming up' (in more ways than one) the Cornford head. Made a lot of heards turn that did!
The Lindholm/Lennon 'dual' attracting a bit of a crowd.
Chats with old friends and new around the guitar gallery.
A discussion about low-carb weight loss with Rob Balducci. Jemfest isn't all about guitars is it?!!
Talking about Mr Balducci... We had a young fan come all the way from St Petersburg in Russia just to see him! This young guy was a little shy but ultimately very enthusiastic about things. He doorstopped me by the guitar gallery and was bemoaning the fact that 'There was nothing like this 'fest' in Russia. Oh really says I, "why don't you start one then.... '
'Hey - I'm a drummer' says my new Russian pal! Oh how we laughed.
This is one of the best parts about Jemfest for me. I had some cool conversations.... A couple of very young fans pulled me aside over at the guitar gallery... here's a snippet of the conversation...
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[fan] Do you know much a about guitars?
[me] A little, yes, what would you like to know?
[fan] Is it actually true that Steve Vai put some of his blood in the paint for this guitar?
[me] Well, I believe it is yes...
[fan] (Wide-eyed) Isn't that a just a little bit silly?
[me] (Laughing Heartily) Well I guess it is...
[fan] (turns to mate, jaw dropping ) WOW! COOL!
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At which the pair of them went off bounding around the place and looking very excited. I guess it was a bit of an epiphany for them and I hope they're guitar fans for life.
At times there was a queue of three or four people each waiting patiently clutching an axe for a slot at one of the Pod/V-Amp stations so it was cool that plenty of people got an opportunity to play some cool guitars. A
huge Thankyou to everyone who brought a guitar along on the day.
I'm sure you'll get full reviews of each set from other people. I reluctantly had to leave early and was gutted to miss out on Clive, Tony and Rob all doing their thing.
The broad range of international acts is always cool. Performers from Ireland, Sweden, Spain, the UK and USA add a special dimension to Jemfest - congrats to Simon for getting all of the groundwork done for this and a big thanks to all of the performers!
More reviews please!
Ade.