This is pretty ironic.
So I was on 3bay a few mintes ago, checking on some guitar (Ibanez specifically) auctions, and I went to check on the beautiful purple burst 95 S540 that I was eyeing.
Well, the auction had ended, and as usual it had the "Similar items from all **** sellers" list at the top of the page. It read:
Ibanez s540 Saber
roadstar series. Satriani US $66.00
Custom Ibanez S540
Electric Guitar S 540 w/HARD CASE US $499.00
Original Vintage Ibanez TS-808 in Mint Condition AU $800.00
Star Wars Light Saber Toy/Mint In Package!!!!! 1995 US $9.99
Wtf? Similar? Myst I think you had something to do with this, lol

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Remember, not all sabers are created equal!