Misheard Lyrics.

[michblanch]

After the Alcatrazz thread I thought it would be cool to have misheard lyrics.

Hiroshima Mon Amour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKQ6SFiW7aA

Nightwish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PskulEVlVPY

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

[Dee]

LMAO again. "Make me fries".

[Dee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-K8x4x4i68



Oh man, this stuff is too funny.

[andy7jem]

There was a thread on this before!!!

These are always awesomely hilarious. I thought the best one was the Pantera-F**kin' Hostile one

[Dee]

I'd like to see the Pantera one. I can't find it.

[andy7jem]

Damn!!!! I can't find it either!!!

It became "F**kin' Hoff-style" with pics of David Hasslehoff

[Diamond Dave]

Pantera one as well as some other classics here - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=CheekyDave777

[andy7jem]

THATS THE ONE

BWAAAAAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha!!

It's hard to read it all coz i always end up with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!!!

That's the best.....without doubt!!!!

[elcid]

I dont know about lyrics, but this one time a chick told me "Not in my mouth", and I thought she said "nut in my mouth". I still have some visable teeth marks.

[Dee]

He should do Run To You by Bryan Adams. I swear when I first heard that song I thought he was singing "I'm gonna rupture you".

He should also do "A Seed's a Star" by Stevie Wonder (from the Secret Life of Plants album, for all you SW n00bz). There's a section in that track that sounds exactly like this:

Steve,
You are my wonky living hungry toe,
The largest knob on pants,
that's hair you'll grow.
Cheese,
Within your rented, spare sub-sister Eve,
So much of what we're searching for,
two loaves.

Every 50 years we sell a grape...

Sound clip: http://www.zshare.net/audio/2056799ab3ed4b/


OK, I'm off to listen to Pantera...

[andy7jem]

I may retract that statement.......the Slayer, Angel of Death one is even funnier!!!!! 16 ways to eat cheese!!!!!!!! I f**kin' wet myself

[Dee]

Oh ****! The Slayer video is the best yet. "Even I missed you in tents, Lee".

I'm almost crying here!!!

[andy7jem]

SUPERB!!!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed this hard for a loooong time

Cheers for those Diamond Dave!!!! I'd forgotton the others!!!!

[Dee]

There's one comment in the Slayer vid "ur a ****in idiot, u can totally understand what he says, u need to die".

LOL! How can anyone not possibly laugh at this?

[Davey]

You should check out www.kissthisguy.com

Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love

The real lyrics were:
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

But I misheard them as:
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

The embarassing moment of revelation:
I thought that it was a song about Michael Jackson and I asked a friend if he had heard this song. He had me recite the lyrics. He laughed at me for days.