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Old 03-29-2006, 09:41 PM
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Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


Reply to: raleigh@theepsilonrising.com
Date: 2006-03-29, 11:31AM EST

Revolution.

We are a power and finesse vocalist/harmonica player/songwriter and a bassist/keyboardist/multi-instrumentalist seeking a drummer of equal caliber (John Bonham) for an original and touring band. We will be touring Europe this summer.

We hold real finances to be used for a solid, independent project/partnership. As a vocalist and harmonica player, I have few equals.
(Though I also play some guitar, usaully in open tunings for delta blues derivative music, and some percussion, I'm a vocalist.) The bassist, in his sphere, bass/keyboard/mandolin/etc. is equally as authoritative. We will be auditioning for our guitarist seperately and guitar will not be reflected in all the provided recordings.

I speak from the fire and strike heavy with of the sword, in a chorus championing people long oppressed and long suffering. Music is the gift from God to definitively pronounce our uprising and redemption. This means the poor, the meek, and the oppressed.

The name of this band is: The Epsilon Rising.

We are seeking a drummer/percussionist who has a command of dynamics, who creates melodies, and then counter-melodies, and then more in his playing that intermingles with the bass, guitar, and vocals in meaningful ways that goes beyond "just keeping the beat" or "pocket playing". We desire a drummer who gives off the impression of hard-hitting, stick-twisting band foundation at one moment, who equally commands elegants with brushes or a low key ballad. Though jazz IS a must, without the authoritative, aggressive backbone, it would not be appropriate for this band. Our drummer must rock.
Equally, the typical "rock" drummer who is just loud and repetitive, or is overly obsessed with counting numbers as in a "Tool-like" fashion would also be inappropriate for this band. Our drummer will be equally concerned with sophistication.

If a song requires an over dub of congas, finger cymbals, tympani, or, maracas, you would have this awareness and the sensibilities to apply them in a thought-provoking way. Consistently, when a person listens to our band, we wish them to hear the drums and say "wow"! An understanding of ROCK/blues/J A Z Z /bluegrass/old country/classical/bossa nova/punk/reggae/etc. is a must and only the tip of the iceberg as of the songs that we will be creating. Whether originals, traditionals, covers, rearrangements -- there are no limitations or rules in our methodology.
Simply put, we are seeking the drummer who believes that he has the potential to be the best ever, as part of the greatest band ever, and it is his life ambition to realize that end. While pushing the barriers of percussion, the drummer will elevate are music to an even more profound statement.

Not everyone believes in this in themselves, let alone others. If this is not you, or you do not believe that we are the forum to compliment your talents, or you are in disbelief of this opportunity, remember, there are other bands for you. We wish to hear from people who feel a connection to our music and can actually prove through music that they can create it and enhance our vision.

Our goal is to continually create classic songs that we can call our favorites, to be hyper-jammed out live, with exceptional stage presence.
After written and recorded, our songs will still constantly evolve in the live set. The drummer of this band will that take all of us to the rock higher and vice-versa, we WILL inspire and expect the same from you. Though we desire someone in a similar age bracket, 21 - 29, for similarities in life focus (music first), come one, come all. Again, we will be touring Europe starting summer 2006, so any "issues" (girlfriend, school, family,
fear) will not work in this situation. You must feel that pursuing music in this way is your destiny. In fact, if you feel that the words that I'm writing are somehow your own ideas, that's what we're talking about.

The less limits you have, the better. Regarding image, the longer the hair, the better. If you believe in revolution through music, and you have your place to prove in the world of musical giants, then this is the opportunity you have been seeking. Ethnicity is encouraged as we are dealing with the reality of God and all man, not just modern white materialistic, celebrity craving "reality", but truly, the counter culture of human reality.

However, be you black, asian, white, latin, indian, etc, if you have the soul (backed by musical recordings), the spirit of music, then it's game as music is color blind; an auric utopia.

This band hails from the mystics and spiritual, exploring dark and light, as we know that Christ is the Forever King at all cross roads, and the that the people are the poor and downtrodden. We view ourselves as champions of that cause, the representation of liberation in the hearts of the people.

I'm not interested in an e-mail or phone liasons as experience tells us that it produces very little. I'm interested in music. As such, we are providing four recordings on the web site that we would like you to listen to gain a perspective of how we are approaching music. To successfully audition for this band, please provide us with as many songs as possible which demonstrates a diverse and masterful understanding of drums and percussion.
To make and extra effort, you could overdub drums to the song "Waves"
provided on our website and/or provide a drum solo piece. From this we will be able to get a gauge of your essence and creativity. Low quality recordings are fine, so make the recordings happen with whatever means you have, if necessary.

If we feel that the package you send demonstrates our match, then we will fly you to Europe as our drummer. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL WITHOUT INCLUDING THE MUSIC REQUESTED ABOVE AND PICTURE. We ask for a picture because if you are afraid that your image won't go over well, you are probably right. A TOURING musician does not have these insecurities and can not in order to be successful at conveying the imagery that we wish to convey. Nevertheless, music will be the determining factor.

Double read this!!!! ---This is for a serious, DISCIPLINED, dedicated musician who is in our mindset and wishes to audition for this band. Come with the expectations of working, critiquing, being critiqued, long songwriting sessions, use of white boards and notes, discussing theory, long recording sessions, playing out often, being in a bus often, and awful lot of practing and rehearsing, frustrations, communicating, success and fun!!!
I mentioned practicing because we plan to continuosly push our limits, and being satisfied with the level we are at is complacency, and not a part of this band. If what we are asking to complete this audition seems demanding, we recognize it is. If you are unable to go this distance, then this band is not for you. There are many others to audition for or create on your own. It is not necessary to critique our expectations, but rather we hope that you take a pro-active approach and create great music that meets your own vision!

Again, we self-critique and explore many variations of our music and covers.
What we do not do is compromise our music in order to avoid dissagreements or tension and just "move on". This is a way of life, my life, the bassist's life, and in this band, we struggle with the music until we are all satisfied. Please be in the same mindset and have experience working in this manner. If you can not take constructed criticism, or give it, if you can not focus in on the same song for days and weeks as it evolves, then this band situation is not for you. If what we are saying is does not reflect your personality, save your time and words as this band is not for you -- there are many other bands to audition for to suit your expectations or create a band in your own image. This is for a drummer in our image, and it is not for everyone, but one.

I will mention that this is niether a "straight-edge band" nor "pro-drug"
band. We do smoke cannibus but have no expectations for the drummer of this band other than great music. YOUR RECORDINGS, whether professional studio or from a tape deck, will speak for themselves.

Again, in your e-mail response please send a link or attachment to your audition recordings and a recent photograph. Responses without this, will not be considered!!!!


We have links to the rough drafts of the music you will use to understand our music complete your audition at:


http://www.theepsilonrising.com

These are not final products, but will provide plenty enough foundation to successfully provide perspective completing the audition recordings. Again, a drum overdub on the song Waves will mean bonus points, as it shows the effort that we are seeking. We anticipate that it will take you some time to learn and some significant effort.

I must stress that this band has no singular "style", as others have failed to grasp the concept that as musicians we play music. The unifying standard is that the music we produce is consistently classic. The sound sketches here are indicative of different expressions on different days. All of which we wish to develop further in addition to much, much more.
If your audition proves you to be our drummer, we will provide you with airfare to Europe and advance shelter expense as we live as a band together developing our set for the first two to three months.

The drummer who successfully fulfills the audition and that we select will have the option to receive a weekly living advance in addition to shelter cost. This is, in fact, the opportunity for actualization of the musical dream for the drummer in our image and mindset.
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:42 PM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


and the rest of it....


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to stand amongst giants:

led zeppelin - jimi hendrix and the experience - cream - nirvana - pink floyd - radiohead - the doors - weather report - pearl jam (pre no code) - debussy - the velvet underground - the beatles (post revolver) - rage against the machine - charlie patton - bach - robert johnson - the guess who - alice in chains (dirt and beyond) - james brown (early) - the flaming lips - beethoven - blind melon ( later ) - bob marley - jeff buckley- regina spektor - bjork - hawkwind - tori amos - the greatful dead (early) - credence clearwater revival

may we go forward.


------ End of Forwarded Message
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:10 PM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


Wow......that's amazing. I wonder how much cannabis they smoked before typing all that?

I really liked the part about "who creates melodies, and then counter-melodies"....

The whole ad seemed like an exercise in irony. Too bad he didn't submit that essay in the contest.

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Old 03-29-2006, 10:18 PM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


Am I the only one who gets sick when he sees Nirvana in the same sentence as Zepplin, Hendrix, Cream, etc etc.?
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:07 AM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


And he expects a drummer to read this all?
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:00 AM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


Wanted. Drummer.

Must like hitting things
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Old 03-30-2006, 02:00 AM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


Did anybody else actually follow the link and listen to the track " Waves"?

I think I undersdtand now why they seek such a talented drummer.

Offfaaaa
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:42 AM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


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Originally Posted by elcid
Am I the only one who gets sick when he sees Nirvana in the same sentence as Zepplin, Hendrix, Cream, etc etc.?
I hear ya. None of those hacks could EVER hold a candle to Kurt's legacy.

~K

(i'm kidding)
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Old 03-30-2006, 09:08 AM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


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And he expects a drummer to read this all?
LOL good one!
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Old 03-30-2006, 09:46 AM
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You are not alone,elcid Nirvana set out to erode all the good work countless numbers of highly skilled and talented musicians brought to the world of music.They are the complete opposite of what the likes of Hendrix,Vai and the rest have strived to achieve.Plain and simple,they sucked!!
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Old 03-30-2006, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by David McCarroll
Wanted. Drummer.

Must like hitting things
brilliant
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:47 PM
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Re: Drummer wanted (actual ad from Craigslist.com)


oh come on! arent you guys excited about the world tour?!
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:00 PM
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These guys are Chicago local guys.
I considered contacting them, but didn't have the heart. LOL
Who'd wanna burst the bubble they've worked so hard on?
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:28 PM
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Wow whoever wrote this has to be the most pretenses idiot i have ever seen. First he asks for a drummer better than Bonham, then he states that they are going to be about the biggest band ever... and yet i have never heard of them, they certainly have not done or show promise to do (no one this full-of-themselves ever really amount to anything) something that is meaningful and might help society.
with the kind of attitude you guys have i seriously doubt any REAL professional drummer will want to join.
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