John Petrucci vs. Zakk Wylde: Who wins?

[andy7jem]

JP can play so fast that people die though

[sick-boy]

Originally Posted by andy7jem

JP can play so fast that people die though

Zakk can play so loud people die.

That and JP will probably kill himself after the 4,780th time Zakk called him "bro".

[Tom Gilroy]

Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

Lol.....why Tommy??? Techincal mastery of a guitar doesn't = mastery of the arts

I think he would be afraid to hurt his hands

And he can't kick because his thighs are too big!!

Lol, I know. I don't mean that I think he's a part time ninja or anything, but he seems like the kind of guy who'd never waste a punch. While Zakk, to drunk for it most of the time I'd say.

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by Tom Gilroy

While Zakk, to drunk for it most of the time I'd say.

Lol...all a part of his big plan!! That way he doesn't feel the punches.

ZW - hmm....I think a fly landed on my nose.

JP - ouch ouchey

[Davey]

The lingerie Zakk wears under his clothes would restrict his movement allowing JP to hit the big boot and legdrop for the 1-2-3

[Passion_and_Warfare]

I think JP would start crying and wimpering with his girly hairdo, when Zakk takes him down.

Also after the all the crying from JP, Zakk would be like "c'mon lets go get a beer" and JP would reply with "ooo, I'll just have a babycham, please"

[Reaper]

Zakk... I'm guessing he's probably thrown down before. If you're not going to "waste punches", you better know how to make the ones you DO throw count, and I don't think JP would be able to pull that off without getting his face pushed in.

[gitarguy]

Zakk would crush him

[Dee]

Originally Posted by JJEMMER777

Lol.....why Tommy??? Techincal mastery of a guitar doesn't = mastery of the arts

While that is true, how someone plays speaks volumes as to how they think. If Zakk Wylde fights anything like he plays, his style would be predictable.

[zEr0]

Well, I voted ZW because I think he's not only big but pretty much badass. But as someone pointed out, JP can play so fast he can cause the explosion of human heads............ and that's pretty scary stuff.

[BigShred]

How the hell is this comparison even taking place? Utterly ridiculous IMHO.

Tell ZW to turn down his chorus about 10 notches and then compare the two. It'd be like Herman Li drunk vs. Uli Roth.

[spkenn5]

lol i voted for JP..

[jim777]

Originally Posted by Ibanez249

The lingerie Zakk wears under his clothes would restrict his movement allowing JP to hit the big boot and legdrop for the 1-2-3

I was going to say that! Zakk would fall to his knees in Petrucci's presence, and John would just front snap his head clean off, freeing the world of another biker wannabe.

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by jim777

freeing the world of another biker wannabe.

Oh....you're just jealous cuz you own a BMW

Talk about a biker wannabe


(I can run faster than Jim, so I can get away with that )

*runz*

[shannon]

Who cares? Zakk probably could kick JP's ass in a punch up, but JP would cream Zakk in a guitar duel with his eyes closed