John Petrucci vs. Zakk Wylde: Who wins?

[zEr0]

I got inspired by the JP is freakin' huge thread to make this poll. They both have biceps the size of one of my legs so... Who do you think would kick the other's a$$ if they got in a fight?

or

[timi_h]

jp, just cos he does some 7 stringing

[andy7jem]

JP, coz zakk is just trying to cover his pretty boy squeeky clean origins

[Rekuss]

Cmon! Zakk would pound John, and even if Zakk couldn't I'm sure he'd get his motorcycle gang on John lol

[Dee]

Zakk's too drunk to throw a straight punch and land it. I'll go for JP!

[sick-boy]

Who cares?
Where the hell is the neither option?

[Dee]

No one really cares, but it's good to have fun occasionally. Lighten up, you old fart.

[elcid]

Who can forget early Zakk, when he was just Jeffery Philip Wielandt

[sick-boy]

Originally Posted by Dee

No one really cares, but it's good to have fun occasionally. Lighten up, you old fart.

Sorry, I had just woke up when I posted that

But I still say neither.
Zakk would try to throw a punch but would fall down and barf. JP couldn't fight back until his programmers came along and uploaded self-defense software.

EDIT: BTW, who are you calling old fart?

[andy7jem]

Originally Posted by elcid

Who can forget early Zakk, when he was just Jeffery Philip Wielandt

Exactly what i was talking about

[elcid]

I cant enough of the old pictures of Zakk, I still laugh when I go through my old guitar magazines. If he thought he knew he'd still be doing this for 20 years, he probably would've done things a little different.

[JJEMMER777]

Lol....Sorry fellas, but as much as I dig JP, he wouldn't stand a chance in this one Zakk is a burly beast, lol. I doub't JP has ever been in a fight in his life and big muscles don't automatically make you tough

I met JP at the G3 in 03 here in Denver. I was actually quite taken aback cause he was sooo small. (kinda like meeting Robert Redford in person ) I didn't expect to be looking WAY DOWN at him (don't touch that, Cid, or I'll give ya an infraction)

Zakk is a lot bigger and badder and drunker!!

AS long as we are not talking talent, I'm taking Zakk all the way!!!

Originally Posted by Dee

No one really cares, but it's good to have fun occasionally. Lighten up, you old fart.

Hmmm.......okay Holmes!! I'll remember you said that!!!

[elcid]

Can I make fun of the "Taking Zakk all the way" part?

Or what about saying Im suprised you wouldn't be looking up at him from down there?

Ok I wont say the second one.

[Tom Gilroy]

For some reason, I have this belief that Petrucci would win.

Seems to me like he'd be an efficient fighter.

[JJEMMER777]

Lol.....why Tommy??? Techincal mastery of a guitar doesn't = mastery of the arts

I think he would be afraid to hurt his hands

And he can't kick because his thighs are too big!!