OHK...so wtf is this ?

[megadeth]

http://worldsfastest.proboards38.com/index.cgi

[fettouhi]

I like to hear how that sounds?

Regards

André

[JimmyJ]

Joined: Jun 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 85
Location: UK
NEWS ON MY RECORD BREAKER
« Thread Started on Jun 1, 2005, 10:54pm »

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I HAVE APPLIED FOR THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS IN APRIL 2005.

I PLAY 75 NOTES PER SECOND AND BEYOND, HOW DO I PLAY THAT FAST?

WELL I HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR TOO LONG, AND HAVE STUDIED THE SCIENCE AND MOTION OF GUITAR SPEED FOR 20 YEARS, BETTER KNOWN AS SHRED.

I PERFECTED MY SPEED TO THE POINT WHERE YOU LITTERALLY CAN'T SEE MY HANDS MOVE, AND I BE PLAYING FROM THE 1ST TO 24TH FRET IN LESS THAN A SECOND.

WITHIN EACH STROKE AND PACE I REGULARLY MELT MY PLECTRUM DUE TO THE FRICTION, AND I GO BEYOND THE TERMONOLOGYOF SHRED, AS EACH SHREDDER SEEMS TO BE REPLICATIVE TO EACH OTHER.

ALAS I HAVE CREATED SOME NEW BEYOND SPEED AND I CALL IT SONIC MOTION.




thats great news, really it is, i mean wow, 7.5 notes a sec....wow i bet he makes beautiful music with that....

i bet he cant play slow, i wonder if he can play happy birthday at 112bpm... my guess is no....


Paul Gilbert still stands as the best musical speed picker imho, far beyond Yngwie.

[JimmyJ]

no where on his site could i find videos or sound clips of this apparent speed picking, someone prove me wrong but show me this guy picking all 24 frets in under a second, im a non beleiver, so...prove me wrong.

[megadeth]

i really don't understand even if he plays that fast then wat creativity is he applying in making music?

[timi_h]

does playin a note at 24th then sliding it down to the nut realllllllly fast count?

[fettouhi]

Originally Posted by timi_h

does playin a note at 24th then sliding it down to the nut realllllllly fast count?

I wondering that too .

Regards

André

[JJEMMER777]

Originally Posted by JimmyJ

im a non beleiver, so...prove me wrong.

That makes two of us

Originally Posted by Timi h

does playin a note at 24th then sliding it down to the nut realllllllly fast count? .

Not in my book!

[Chud]

1. He's either bullsh*ting and taking the piss
or
2. He's a lier.

I'll only believe it when i can see it and hear it.

[Type O-]

I can play so fast that not only will you not see my fingers move, but your ears won't even be quick enough to detect the sound!

[fettouhi]

Originally Posted by Type O-

I can play so fast that not only will you not see my fingers move, but your ears won't even be quick enough to detect the sound!

That is quick .

Regards

André

[EL-CeeDee]

The frontpage says 80 notes per second !

WOW

That's SOOOOO useless !

[JimmyJ]

most songs i play contain less than 80 notes,

so he could play one jimmy song every second....or something.....like i said, prove me wrong....

[Progdude]

I emailed him so well see what he has to say........

[timi_h]

i smell a wind up...............
bet hes a blues player really that is takin the mick outta his shreddy friends