New auctions to laugh at

[Knightmeir]

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3702379024

Mother of God....

[fettouhi]

Originally Posted by Knightmeir

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3702379024

Mother of God....

Rat Bastard!



Regards

André

[Two hands31]

Not sure if this one's true or not...but for the price...why so low if it's true?

3703727059

[BucketBot]

Originally Posted by Two hands31

Not sure if this one's true or not...but for the price...why so low if it's true?

3703727059

Probably because it's not worth a whole lot?
Suprising since they busted the music scene wide open with their truly unique sound.

[dex]

OK, in short I see this auction on **** where the seller claims to have beat up RG505 (RG550DX was named that for a year over here) with DiMarzio made V7/S1/V8 and an EDGE and he wants £550 for it.
Also he said that he'll ship it in a brand new Hiscox case which is apparently worth £130.
Now I can get the exact same Hiscox case here localy for £75.

I emailed him telling him that it won't fetch more than £350, even with the case, DiMarzio don't make the V7/S1/V8 pickups and that the case he has pictured is only worth about £75 brand new.

He went out of his way to send me many abusive emails, calling me stupid and what not and telling me that he works with/for Ibanez and that I know nothing about anything.
I send him a few links about dating Ibanez (this had a F5xxxxx serial #)and stuff and he said that Jerry (ibanezregister), Rich and people here on Jemsite are muppets who know nothing about Ibanez either and that serial # on Ibanez are random and mean absolutely nothing.

Anyway, no one paid £550 for that guitar and he relisted it here - 3703476822.
The funny thing is that he now appears to have the exact same guitar for sale again here - 3706265805 which tells me that him and the guy that won his last auction are working together to decieve - just be carefull.
I'm sure no one will pay even £350 for it but you never know.
I also sent him a link to gak.co.uk so he can see that a brand new RG1570 in an Ibanez case is only £480 but he still thinks he can get £400 for a beat up 9 year old guitar.

ilia

[Jem7RB MK]

eheheh, One born every minute

Ilia, Lefty lo-pro (bid cancel) You git ;-)

Had to get that in

Rob (no animosity whatsoever ... just pulling ya leg)

[Jem7RB MK]

Ilia, Thats the guys that was selling clip locks in black for £50 = £5 shipping ... For what it's worth he slammed me about the chrome straps saying he could get them but it's be close to £400 ... I kid ye not ... I have the e-mail somewhere Mwahahahaha

Good luck on evilbay

Rob

[the.godfather]

I dont know whether it is the same guy or not, but some guy on UK **** about a week ago was claiming he had an Ibanez S540 for sale in solid mahogany body.

I decided to take a gander, and what a suprise it was an S470. So I emailed the guy telling him it was wrong. Also in his advert he claims it has a Lo-Pro and that it cost near £1000 and its what all the pro's use..
So I emailed bout that too.

He wasnt best pleased, lets put it that way. You have gotta be sooo carfeful on **** now.
Gary - The.Godfather

[the.godfather]

Just checked the auction out, and it is the exact same guy. 3704739168
His name is Budda_Bing.........beware of him.
Gary - The.Godfather

[Rich]

If you really want to do a good deed, instead of warning the very few here that might not know the difference would be better served by just watching the auction and alerting any "winners" immediately of the situation.

[Jem7RB MK]

Originally Posted by Rich

If you really want to do a good deed, instead of warning the very few here that might not know the difference would be better served by just watching the auction and alerting any "winners" immediately of the situation.

I do this to the annoyance of a few, I feel it's worth the sh!t replies for saving someones bacon once in awhile ... Having said that, Bada-Bing knows the Values of the stuff he's selling, he just doesn't sell them at "that" price ;-)

Rob

[Rich]

I do it just TO annoy the few, the ones selling

[Two hands31]

Celebrity owned guitar anyone?

http://cgi.****.ca/ws/****ISAPI.dll?...&category=4713

(check out the seller's name)

[Algiman]

What makes me laugh is some of the really "professional" attempts to sell outside ****. I just recieved this master forgery:

Dear sir, I have a good deal for you.I have this product, that you bid on. If you accept my offer, I can sell it more cheap . I sell the product to this price us$1000 If you like it or if you are ready to negociate it, let me know so sell this product. My product is new with INTERNATIONAL WARRANTY 2 YEAR. I am a very serious seller and have dealt with e-bay for many years with a perfect score. I will talk with **** to protect our deal, and they will tell you who I am. I respect **** rules and i have to inform u that our trade it will be 100% SAFE and PROTECTED by **** Inc. I think you know that are a many sellers that sell outside ****, but I don`t. I pay a extra taxes to **** and they let me contact buyers with my products. My product that I sell on **** will be delivered free because we have a UPS account and I have a store ''BELCOMPANY'' in United States and France.....and I have a good business including stores in Spania,Italy,Canada. This is a very good deal for any one!
interested in the object. So if u want to spare some money this is your chance. Is this os ok for you please mail me back to give you more details about this transaction. Have a good day and best regards!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Rich]

I'm still averaging 3 a day. Here's the 3 for today, so far.....

rlharris ??:

Hi, I saw that you are interested in buying this IBANEZ JS10 'CHROME BOY' GUITAR(Joe Satriani). I have the same model ( IBANEZ JS10 'CHROME BOY' GUITAR(Joe Satriani)) for a lower price. My price will be GBP 800. If you want to buy it from me you must pay me by Western Union, cause for the moment I`m in UK, cause I have some problems with my wife. I will wait your decision(but this must be good). Regards!


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gagarinhotzu

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ear Sir,
Sorry to boughter you but I have a good offert for you .I have a store in Madrid and I have the same product at a lower price than the market.My name it's Fernando Pauvez and I hope that we can talk and we can make good bussines toghether in the future.
I wait your answer.Best regards and God be with us all



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pauvezfernandoadrian

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rlharris ??:


Hello member from ****...
Excuse me because i`m disturb you but hold his shall the notice as i have for sale IBANEZ JS10 'CHROME BOY' GUITAR(Joe Satriani)...
I am a very serious seller and have dealt with e-bay to sell in safely terms.
My product that I sell on **** will be delivered free because we have a UPS account.
Condition to the terms:
I will make the delivery for the buyer by Ups Express assurance air 2 or 3 days and the shipping and handling will be included in the price...
The payment that i could accept from the buyer will be Paypal(if the buyer will buy 3 or more products the same or varied)
The next service for payment will be Western Union money transfer international assurance because we have a contract and is very fast and safe for aboth ...
Terms of the transaction:
I will accept the deal with anyone who want to buy the products if will be agree to make the payment after the seller confirm that the package is sent with scanned paper and tracking number..
This is for safety for the buyer that will recive the package with certainly...
When the buyer recive the package at home he must contact the seller for pick up the money...
This are the terms and the offer will be good for everyone who want and i hope that we can start a grate deal..
This is a very good deal for any one interested in the product. So if
u want to spare some money this is your chance .
My frankness regards!
Thanks!




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kollerhouse

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Incidently, all writing through the **** Taiwan site and all Romanian.