New auctions to laugh at - Page 4

kuvfez · #46 03-18-2003, 09:19 PM

.....oh no.......the korean tribal guitar is making a comeback..........I've edited the text:

This guitar is gonna knock your socks off!(its a piece of crap thats been in my store for 2 years) Indeed one of the most kick a**, amazing customized jobs I've ever seen!(the only thing rarer is someone that wants it) The finish is as smooth as cool silk sheets on a hot summer night!(I'm ***) First of it's kind. The body is a brand new(korean junked out) Ibanez rg series, the neck features beautiful(plastic) sharktooth inlay. We've installed some of the best quality(crap we had laying around) brand new hardware out there, that include: a DiMarzio 'air norton' in the neck position, a DiMarzio 'fast track' in the middle, and a DiMarzio 'air zone' in the bridge position. Produces amazing(fart like) sound! There is a small ding on the body acquired(when it was stolen) during shipping (see photo). Won't affect sound or playability.(it still sucks) This beauty comes with a KILLER(home made) coffin case (as shown), and an extra set of(used) strings. Don't let this amazing guitar end up in someone elses hands! For the love of God,... think of the GROUPIES(as you yank one off)!!!

HIS ROYAL DARKNESS · #47 03-18-2003, 10:54 PM

the auction is long over...thus no number...

but someone was selling a USRG, and I was drinking while reading the auction ad..

"advanced REMOVEABLE headstock"

shot Pepsi right out my nose...that was some funny sh!t there

vaijem777 · #48 03-19-2003, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by HIS ROYAL DARKNESS

the auction is long over...thus no number...but someone was selling a USRG, and I was drinking while reading the auction ad.."advanced REMOVEABLE headstock"shot Pepsi right out my nose...that was some funny sh!t there

Actually, you CAN remove the headstocks from the USRGs...it's just not advisable. I took the headstock off of my USRG30 just this past weekend.

littlegreenman · #49 03-23-2003, 02:20 AM

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something deserves flaming

littlegreenman · #50 03-23-2003, 02:31 AM

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he can't possibly expect to sell it

BucketBot · #51 03-23-2003, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by littlegreenman

2517389260

he can't possibly expect to sell it

Come on, with a description like that it should sell for at least 10 times what he's asking!

EKG · #52 03-27-2003, 10:45 PM

As some of you may know, I collect KISS stuff, but check this out:

2517869897

$10,000!!

Carnal Forge · #53 03-29-2003, 02:43 AM

Here's one for you all to laugh out loud at:
Item # 2519180951
$6,000!

What a bargin!

Sean

evil01ws6 · #54 03-30-2003, 11:41 PM

2519950006 I had no idea these things were so rare. I gues every one here who has one must either have a fake, or is lying about it. I have wanted a Steve Vei guitar forever.

pawel · #55 03-31-2003, 12:31 AM

at least he doesn't want $6k for it...

littlegreenman · #56 03-31-2003, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by evil01ws6

2519950006 I had no idea these things were so rare. I gues every one here who has one must either have a fake, or is lying about it. I have wanted a Steve Vei guitar forever.

My email to the seller, I'll post the reply should I get one

Quote:

hello,
Your price on this guitar is within reason, but I thought it prudent to inform you of this guitar. It is far from rare, there are literally thousands of the UV777BK produced (it is still in production) the body and neck binding is plastic not mother of pearl. And it's Steve VAI not Vei.
I don't mean any offense, but your information is just wrong. Just hoping to offer this information so you know.
Good luck with the auction
Jeremy

littlegreenman · #57 04-01-2003, 07:40 PM

The seller emailed me back, he is very kewl, I'm sure he just had wrong info somewhere. very polite. Just misinformed

kennydoe · #58 04-05-2003, 11:39 AM

Woohoo! Two allen wrenches for only.........$25!

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SV300 · #59 04-06-2003, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by kennydoe

Woohoo! Two allen wrenches for only.........$25!

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I saw the same thing a while ago at my ibanez dealer, sellling for $35. $35 hong kong dollars that is, approximately US$4.50

steve · #60 04-06-2003, 02:23 PM

4 wrenches, actually.
Does that make it worth it?
=]

Are those sets available on this continent? I got a few of the holders (they're Gotoh, and were made available here via WD) sold without a set of wrenches.
I'd like to get a couple more of these.