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Old 04-30-2005, 09:06 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


That looks like a sentence which would have benn translated through babelfish from a mongolian dialect. But no, Its a guy in England! We were all that ignorant once!
Just think, if we put up something for sale in the knitwear section, we would probably be just as wrong on the description!
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Old 04-30-2005, 09:15 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


7317110598

How terribly vulgar!

also, that monkey grip is trying to fall off the top horn.
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Old 05-01-2005, 08:13 AM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


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Check this one out

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Apparently it has a "Tremlo system made by the respected Pink Floyd which has a 'lock' function to lock the guitar in tune and use the whammy bar with out having to re-tune."

So if the Tremolo is made by Pink Floyd does that make it a Gilmour trem?


:-)


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Old 05-01-2005, 07:14 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


I dont know if this has been posted before but...

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Old 05-01-2005, 07:16 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


Another mess...

Read the description too! :s 7319630152
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:40 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


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No words....

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.....That is the most i`ve laughed for ages. Surely time to quote Nigel Tufnel...`That`s not real is it`.
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:50 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


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.....That is the most i`ve laughed for ages. Surely time to quote Nigel Tufnel...`That`s not real is it`.
Needs restored or a new light bulb! What the hell...... I wonder what inspired this guy to uh,,,well take a kick ass guitar and rape it like that?

~A
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Old 05-02-2005, 02:47 AM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


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I dont know if this has been posted before but...

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That monkey grip is so painful to look at .

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Old 05-02-2005, 02:48 AM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


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Another mess...

Read the description too! :s 7319630152
No kidding .

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Old 05-02-2005, 06:06 AM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


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who painted this ? a 5 year old ?
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:58 AM
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who painted this ? a 5 year old ?
500 $ for the paint job alone LMAO!!!

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Old 05-03-2005, 12:53 PM
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500 $ for the paint job alone LMAO!!!

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André
and i am sure vai must have said it with disgust if he did say anything at all.
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Old 05-03-2005, 07:09 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


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Perhaps he's going to take the auction proceeds and invest in a spell/grammar checker.
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Old 05-03-2005, 09:29 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


I hope the 'hot custom pickups' are higher quality than the glue this 'brilliant luthier' used to put the ibanez logo on the headstock! It seems to be sliding off...
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Old 05-03-2005, 10:49 PM
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Re: New auctions to laugh at


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7319958298

Perhaps he's going to take the auction proceeds and invest in a spell/grammar checker.
Yikes! That top horn looks awfully...phallic.
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