New auctions to laugh at

[Davey]

300016023500

Oh my god, lol It's a BSB chibanez!!

[fettouhi]

Originally Posted by Ibanez249

300016023500

Oh my god, lol It's a BSB chibanez!!

Only for 300 GBP .

Regards

André

[fettouhi]

Originally Posted by Lefty Robb

120017749428

What the hell is it, a new type of Chibanez? Eccept is comming from Puerto Rico, so I guess its a Ricanez...

Regards

André

[VaLDeZ]

this isnt from **** but some guy wants to sell this for 130$

[Dee]

Some funny replies from Chibanez salesmen... here's my original letter:

"Hi. I have a question about this noble, larruping, laudable, elegant, beautiful, enthralling electricity guitar.

Is it a real Ibanez JEM? There are quite a lot of fakes on **** and I wouldn't like to be ripped off.

Thanks!"

"Dear friend:
Thanks for the item that you take a look at me very much!
The item is 100% is all new!
He is manufacturing in China!
Thank you!"

"dear friend;
i buy the guitar from the market, when i bought it, the expert said it is .
so i think there is nothing wrong .
Be happy to answer your question, if you have question, you can tell me.
Many thanks."

"Dear friend;
Thank you for your letter!
THank you for your interest for my guitars. It is very stunning, isn't it? I have a wonderful guitar store. JUst you like.
By the way,this guitar is made in China,this guitar is have highest quality!l am an honest seller!
The item is similar to photograph is completely.
if you like this item,please bid it .
If you have any question ,please let me know by email!
Best wishes!
Sincerely
yusheng ji"

LMAO!

[7Plagues]

^those chinese auctions really get on my nerves.i'll be looking for something cool on **** and all of those auctions get in the way..its much easier to sort by US only sales..i wish these ****er's would be banned.they false advertise every one..

[CaptainOi]

phillip2240 is an evilbayer from UK selling the same crappy guitar from china at £200 starting bid...its rediculars..can we gang up on him????

[fettouhi]

Originally Posted by Dee

Some funny replies from Chibanez salesmen... here's my original letter:

"Hi. I have a question about this noble, larruping, laudable, elegant, beautiful, enthralling electricity guitar.

Is it a real Ibanez JEM? There are quite a lot of fakes on **** and I wouldn't like to be ripped off.

Thanks!"

"Dear friend:
Thanks for the item that you take a look at me very much!
The item is 100% is all new!
He is manufacturing in China!
Thank you!"

"dear friend;
i buy the guitar from the market, when i bought it, the expert said it is .
so i think there is nothing wrong .
Be happy to answer your question, if you have question, you can tell me.
Many thanks."

"Dear friend;
Thank you for your letter!
THank you for your interest for my guitars. It is very stunning, isn't it? I have a wonderful guitar store. JUst you like.
By the way,this guitar is made in China,this guitar is have highest quality!l am an honest seller!
The item is similar to photograph is completely.
if you like this item,please bid it .
If you have any question ,please let me know by email!
Best wishes!
Sincerely
yusheng ji"

LMAO!

Regards

André

[megadeth]

Originally Posted by Dee

Some funny replies from Chibanez salesmen... here's my original letter:

"Hi. I have a question about this noble, larruping, laudable, elegant, beautiful, enthralling electricity guitar.

Is it a real Ibanez JEM? There are quite a lot of fakes on **** and I wouldn't like to be ripped off.

Thanks!"

"Dear friend:
Thanks for the item that you take a look at me very much!
The item is 100% is all new!
He is manufacturing in China!
Thank you!"

"dear friend;
i buy the guitar from the market, when i bought it, the expert said it is .
so i think there is nothing wrong .
Be happy to answer your question, if you have question, you can tell me.
Many thanks."

"Dear friend;
Thank you for your letter!
THank you for your interest for my guitars. It is very stunning, isn't it? I have a wonderful guitar store. JUst you like.
By the way,this guitar is made in China,this guitar is have highest quality!l am an honest seller!
The item is similar to photograph is completely.
if you like this item,please bid it .
If you have any question ,please let me know by email!
Best wishes!
Sincerely
yusheng ji"

LMAO!

ORIENTALROTFLMAO !!!!!

[CaptainOi]

This is what I was afraid of
I send a buyer a message informing him of the quility of the chibanez and that he'll be chucking Ł200 down the drain. He replies with aggression telling me that If i contact him again without his wishes he'll report me for abuse.

I can understand were hes coming from.....but im only trying to be helpful.
Am I wrong for trying to stop people buying what they want? Well, im not trying to stoip i just feel that they dont have all the info. I dont have it all either but I cant let them throw away good money for nothing.

Just ranting. Its been a long day got back bout 20:00 had a beer and put on Joe Satriani DVD...a bit rocking so im letting off steam.

[Lefty Robb]

Originally Posted by Dee

Some funny replies from Chibanez salesmen... here's my original letter:

"Hi. I have a question about this noble, larruping, laudable, elegant, beautiful, enthralling electricity guitar.

Is it a real Ibanez JEM? There are quite a lot of fakes on **** and I wouldn't like to be ripped off.

Thanks!"

"Dear friend:
Thanks for the item that you take a look at me very much!
The item is 100% is all new!
He is manufacturing in China!
Thank you!"

"dear friend;
i buy the guitar from the market, when i bought it, the expert said it is .
so i think there is nothing wrong .
Be happy to answer your question, if you have question, you can tell me.
Many thanks."

"Dear friend;
Thank you for your letter!
THank you for your interest for my guitars. It is very stunning, isn't it? I have a wonderful guitar store. JUst you like.
By the way,this guitar is made in China,this guitar is have highest quality!l am an honest seller!
The item is similar to photograph is completely.
if you like this item,please bid it .
If you have any question ,please let me know by email!
Best wishes!
Sincerely
yusheng ji"

LMAO!

Wheres the "All your base are belong to us!!" ?!?!

[Demiurge]

Originally Posted by Lefty Robb

Wheres the "All your base are belong to us!!" ?!?!

Haven't heard that reference in awhile. Speaking of...

300018384254- "Someone set us up the bomb!"

From the good old days of chintzy, domestic JEM rip-off's. Best part is, last night, I got drunk and bought it- only $125 for a laugh. To redeem myself, though, I did score a blemished RGT42DX for $180 and change last night as well.

[surfdog777]

Alabama Chibanez??????????????

270020501984
270020504404
270020505230

Sons of bitches....

[megadeth]

Originally Posted by surfdog777

Alabama Chibanez??????????????

270020501984
270020504404
270020505230

Sons of bitches....

ROTFLMAO !!
and the guitar is under Gibson section.

[mi2tom]

Originally Posted by surfdog777

Alabama Chibanez??????????????

270020501984
270020504404
270020505230

Sons of bitches....

Funny I did a search on all 3 IDs and none of them found, is it deleted?